Shaken jokes

Michael J. Fox isn't allowed around small children. When he touches them, he is immediately accused of shaken baby syndrome.

James Bond walks into a saloon where Michael J. Fox is tending bar. He says, "I’ll have a martini, shaken, not stirred."

Michael turns to him and says, "How else would I serve it?"

James Bond: Vodka martini.

Bartender: Shaken, not stirred.

James Bond: Do I look like I give a damn?

A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police show up, they ask him what happened. The shaken turtle replies, “I don’t know. It all happened so fast.”

I almost had a joke about Parkinson's disease, but I was too shaken up to say it.