Self-help jokes

Depression

  • I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...

    Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.

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  • Suicide

  • I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day, and she said I could be anything I wanted to be if I put my mind to it. Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it, even if it's messy.

    Statement

  • Not a joke; just a statement:

    Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.

    Stephen Hawking

  • The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

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  • Suicide

  • So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis. We talk about my depression and how it's been getting worse. Recently, I've been advised about my condition, and how I've been discussing with her about being suicidal. She's been very helpful throughout it. I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don't have to worry about it later.

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  • Community talk

  • Ig, we all should learn from our "mistakes" and obviously we don't want such a thing to happen again, so that's why we should keep an eye on EVERYONE, not only on one person, because that wouldn't make any sense.

    Some people are just too good hiding their feelings, while helping others and no one helps them, because everyone thinks, they are doing great. So, we should be there for everyone and help them, as good as … Read more

  • On this account, I go on to help myself and others. I have guidelines I need to follow here for myself because I feel on my other account I get a bit too out of hand sometimes. If I'm on my normal account and you feel I need here, please tell me, it dose not mean ill come here, but I will consider it. Thank you, and goodnight.

  • Hey guys, Tysm for helping me reach over 30 followers! In return, I want to do something for you. I'm a 12 year old girl living in Australia, and I tend to suffer from Anxiety. If you have anxiety, please know that you are not alone. I've been dealing with anxiety for almost 3 years now, and its been getting worse as I grow up. I often find myself with fast heartbeat when its comes to a simple task in English classes… Read more