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Heroin Monkey

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Tom Cox @OBC15u Oct 27
Now this is funny
Elon Musk ☑@elonmusk · Oct 27
NO SIR. I'M
shidding
3
AS IN DEFACATING THROUGH A SUNROOF
Flying Kitty
DEFECATE
63
CAN I SEE
YOUR I.D.?
→

Wade

The Man behind the Slaughter

-now let's see who the man behind the slaughter
really is!
-shaggy!?
19
-like zoinks, I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't
for you meddling kids!

Heroin Monkey

title

YOU KNOW YOU SEE IT

Just Blach

Pov: what Americans see when
Scots pull up to the soft drink
convention.
I'm Bruis
Best

Silly Sonka

When you see a girl

SILLY INC
THONK ABOOT ITE

King bob

I am on a diet

I'M ON A SEAFOOD DIET
I SEE FOOD AND IEAT IT.
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RapBoat

Drake
"I got 40 in the studio,
every night, late night,
gotta watch that sh*t, don't
want to make him sicker"
J Cole
Has not expressed concern
for 40's health
(Possibly wants 40 to die)
"I can see it in your
eyes, you're angry"
Has not interpreted emotions
from a person's eyes
(Possibly can't read social cues)

Heroin Monkey

French feminist Luce Irigaray calls "E=mc2" a "sexed equation." She claims
that it is sexist because "privileges the speed of light over other speeds that
are vitally necessary to us." Irigaray thinks its sexist for the formula to
"privilege that which goes faster."
Irigaray believes that all of physics is sexist. She sees a massive male
conspiracy in physics that has made fluid mechanics, which she associates
with the feminine, less developed than solid mechanics. She thinks male
physicists are deliberately not studying fluid mechanics because men's
bodies don't have a particular fluid in them: menstrual fluid.
I HAVE TRANSCENDED ABOVE AND
BEYOND
THE EMOTION OF ANGER

Sabrina

Hehehehe toastie >:)

What's your favorite meal of the day... breakfast, lunch or dinner?
And what is the food?
My answer is
• Dinner and Burritos
Your answer
Toast
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SexyAndIKnowIt

Friend:Want to see my dogs?Me:Yeeeahh.Friend:

SexyAndIKnowIt

I'M ON A SEAFOOD DIET.I SEE FOOD AND I EAT IT!!.

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