Scraper jokes

Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.

What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"

Two people are sitting in a skyscraper.

P1: Hey, what wifi are you connected to? The company wifi is horrible.

P2: Airplane wifi.

A man walks into a skyscraper bar and takes a shot of tequila and jumps out of a window. An onlooker watches this and is scared, but what scared him most is when the same man who jumped came back up again 10 minutes later.

The onlooker who is amazed asked the man how he was still alive, and the man said with a drunk, slurred voice, “I don’t know, every time I take a shot and jump I float right before I hit the ground!” The man demonstrates and as he said floated down and came back up to the bar. The onlooker says that he must try, slams a shot of tequila and jumps SPLAT!

The bartender looks at the first man and says, “Your an a**hole when your drunk, Superman.”

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

If I die, delete my search history.

I said to Google, "How do I kill someone?" Then I got https://www.wired.com/story/dark-web-bitcoin-murder-cottage-grove in the front. Before you click it, it says, "If you want to kill someone, we are the right guys." How the f*** did this get in Google?

what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?

sue the dating site for matching her with him.