Scraper jokes

What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"

Scammers got relegated! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I went to self-checkout at a store and I scanned my products, but the scanner wouldn't scan the barcode on my arm.

Hello everybody, now who here have watched Skurry?

Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.

I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!