Saucer jokes

22 ants were playing football in a saucer.

One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”

Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

I like my Oreos how I like my victims... Drowning.

A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?

Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.