Saucer jokes

22 ants were playing football in a saucer.

One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”

Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”

Islamist guys and American Christian right-wing guys are both similar in that both abhor the existence of gay people, but only the Christian Right loves to eat sausages, especially the little ones, if you know what I mean...

I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.

What is italian sausage?

The dick of a gay italian.

I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.