Saucer

Saucer jokes

Ant

  • 22 ants were playing football in a saucer.

    One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”

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  • Fly

  • Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”

    Sausage

  • I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

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  • Cocksucker

  • A cocksucker is still a cocksucker if a cocksucker only sucks for moral, religious, or health reasons, and a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat for moral, religious, or health reasons can still be a cocksucker, so how can a cocksucker be a vegetarian for moral, religious, or health reasons?

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