Ribbit jokes
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
One says “Ribbit, Ribbit” and the other says “Rub it, Rub it”.
What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?
A cat has nine lives, and a frog croaks every day.
"What do we want?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
"When do we want them?"
"HEARING AIDS!"
What goes zzub-zzub?
A bee flying backwards.
What's a rabbit's favorite song?
Hip hop.
What does a perverted frog say?
"Rubbit."