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Heroin Monkey

Me, hungover: I don't remember
what happened last night
Last night:
NATO >>
@NATO
@NATO blocked you
You are blocked from following @NATO and
viewing @NATO's Tweets.

Heroin Monkey

FONY
Sharp Image
CLEANERS
grave
Spider-man! There's a kid trapped on the-
Fuck you.
Remember kids, never talk to a cop without a
lawyer present, for ANY reason!

Yourgirl_gabby13!

This goes out to my ex no name droppin tho

When you miss someone and then you
remember what they did to you

Heroin Monkey

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Anonymous 12/03/13(Tue)15: 14:15 UTC-6 No.519
So /b/, this is the first time I've shared this story
>mother
>fucking
>9/11
>be me
>be 18
>at a house party
>girl is talking to me
>we're wasted
>time to go to the love station
>says she wants to wait until morning
>so she can "remember it"
>wake up in the morning next to her
>she's already awake watching the news or some shit
>start making out
>put my hand in her panties
>she's moaning
>says "what the fuck" in a te
terrified voice
> "holy fuck my dad works there"
>immediately gets up and pulls out her cell phone
>look at TV just in time
>second plane crashes into tower
>she starts balling uncontrollably
That's my story of how I got cockblocked by motherfucking al qaeda

NIFFTY

REMEMBER THIS MOVE

Heroin Monkey

ORD RINGS
It's a remembrall. The smoke turns red
when you've forgotten something.
The only problem is I can't remember-
WHERE GONDOR
WAS WHEN THE
WESTFOLD FELL.

GG Miller

that be me

WE ARE BEST FRIENDS.
ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT
IF YOU
FALL
I WILL
PICK
YOU UP.
AFTER I FINISH LAUGHING.
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TIRA

Heroin Monkey

Remember Draco and Ron from
Harry Potter? This is them now...

Heroin Monkey

When You Turn on The
Ceiling Fan and remember
Your Roommate is émo

Adolf kitler

I Don't Remember Buying This at the Store.

Anonymous

If you ever feel dumb, just
remember that Captain America
tried to choke a robot
ifunny.co

RapBoat

A hiphopheads
⚫3h ⚫ intouchweekly.com
Eminem's Mom Is 'Terminally III'
With Advanced Lung Cancer
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Fuck cancer!
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shout out to boosie
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Remember Kodak Black?
I support breast cancer
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Anonymous

"So tell me more about yourself"
Me, trying to remember who I am:

Heroin Monkey

i will block every account
@blockeveryacct
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Heroin Monkey

José! DO YOU REMEMBER
GREAT AUNT MARTHA ??
VIA 9GAG.COM
MILPSBFW
Нот
I REMEMBER YOU WHEN YOU
WERE LESS OLD!!
HOT
STUFE
I REMEMBER YOU WHEN
YOU WERE THIS TALL!
정
BFL
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Heroin Monkey

Smokey's brother Gunny wants you to
remember that only you can prevent
communism.

AnimeGuy

...

ME ON MY WAY TO DELETE AN
OLD CRINGE PLAYLIST I JUST REMEMBERED

Heroin Monkey

Hello fellow humans, I am
celebrity No. 2932, I believe in
everything that is safe and popular
with people aged 18-35.
You may now praise me on the
social media platform of your
choice, remember to purchase my
newly manufactured album.
L

AnimeGuy

I can relate:

When you open gum pack then
remember you are in class

Heroin Monkey

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