Red fish jokes

Doctor Seuss break up lines:

"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."

One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.

I’m breaking up with you, bitch.

My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.

I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.

I have a fish that can breakdance!

Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

What's the difference between meat and fish?

If you beat your fish, it'll die.

What's yellow and can't swim?

A dead goldfish.