Reap jokes
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
I read the Brothers Grimm books, then I see a black figure reaping about.
I realized someone has died, but I don't do anything about it. I continue to read, and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back.
I broke up with my girlfriend, so I stole her wheelchair, and guess who came crawling back.
Two kids were beating up a kid in an alley, so I stepped in to help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
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