Rape claim jokes

How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.

Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.

How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.

What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?

"It will be over soon."

I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.

It's not rape if you're both crying.