Puerto Rican

Puerto Rican Jokes

Why did the Puerto Rican American πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡· that was a gay male πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡· that was born physically challenged not say anything to a group of gay white men that were not physically challenged after they called him a size queen after the Puerto Rican American πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡· that was born physically challenged was done taking turns giving them a blowjob and was done taking turns swallowing their sweet cum? πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡·

Because it was the best meal that he ever had since he has been in prison for 30 years. πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡·

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"

Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"

Puerto Rican teen: I'm a waste, a failure, NUNCA LO PODRA ASER (I'll never be able to do it).

The mother: AI NINO (OH CHILD).

The teen: QUE? (WHAT?)

The mother: NO TE PONGA CON ESTA MIELDA OTRAVES! (DON'T START WITH THIS SHIT AGAIN!)

The teen: I CAN'T DO SHIT RIGHT MAMA!

The mother: OOOHHH YEAH WELL TU SI PUEDES ABLAR MIELDA DE TI, I BOTAR BASURA! (YOU SURE CAN TALK CRAP ABOUT YOURSELF AND THROW OUT THE TRASH.)

The teen: QUAL (WHICH).

The mother: MADRE DE DIOS (MOTHER OF GOD).

The teen: AVIA UNA NEGRA I OTRA BLANKA (THERE WAS A BLACK ONE AND WHITE ONE).

*A phone buzzes.*

The teen: Whose phone is that, ma?

Unknown: MR. PRESIDENT IF YOU TAKE AWAY THE CONFEDERATE FLAG HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO THE BAD WHITE PEOPLE ARE?

*Runs to bag, opens white one and sticks hand in.*

The teen: HAIR GEL