Short jokesCosmologistinterntobe11 months agoWhat's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
ChildAnonymous4 years agoToday, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
AquariumAnonymous4 years agoYou know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.