Picker jokes

A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."

Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!

"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."

I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.

What is an orphan and an apple?

They get picked.

When I was watching my daughter at the park earlier, another parent asked a man, "Which one is yours?" and he replied, "I'm still choosing." She looked horrified.

This is my fidget spinner, I got it in my Easter basket.

Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Q: An apple gets picked.