Picker jokes
A young girl was playing in the park with her mother when she asked the question, "Mummy, what's that building over there?" The mother looked at the prison, smiled, and said, "That's where the cotton pickers live."
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
Where does cotton candy come from? The cotton pickers!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.... (not the orphan)
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
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