5+ Pes Jokes

Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?

What school subject does an orphan love?

PE because they actually get picked.

always happens to me

The image shows Mike Wazowski, the character from Monsters, Inc., standing alone on a sports field in front of a large crowd. The text above him reads: "What it feels like being picked first in PE."

Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"

A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.

I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.