Pes jokes

Day

    • On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me:

    12 tap ins

    11 pointless dribbles

    10 fixed league titles

    9 missed penalties

    8-2

    6 dives

    500 million robbed from Barca

    4 UCL semi losses

    3 times he blamed Higuain

    2 retirements

    And a transfer to a farmers league.

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    • Career

    • OFFICIAL

    Pionnel Pessi's tracklist leaked!

    1. Neymar gave me a career. 2. Lewandowski finished me. 3. 8-2 4. I own Elche. 5. I am a fraud (ft. Pyllian Mpappe) 6. 10m 7. I fled La Liga 8. Want to be Ronaldo. 9. Long live Bolivia. 10. Wind man

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    • Pessi

    • MISSING!! MISSING!! 🚨

    Name-pionel PESSI Missing: 09/03/2021 vs Madrid Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty"

    Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, St etienne

    Last seen- Alaba’s Pocket

    ⚠️ ⚠️: don’t walk around with pens

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    • Idol

    • I was about to go to sleep, but then I remembered my idol has 0 G/A, and it's mid-November. Thanks, Pessi, for ruining my sleep! 🤬

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    • Cycle

    • The cycle of Pionel Pessi:

    - Ghosting👻

    - Diving🐬

    - Complaining to teammates😡

    - Complaining to refs🤬

    - Missing sitters🤦‍♂️

    - Gets a lucky open net tapin⚽️

    - Proceed to get 🐐 shouts

    - Repeat🔁

    People with REAL ball knowledge know he’s just an overrated tapin merchant 😭

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