Period blood jokes
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
What did one tampon say to the other tampon when they walked by each other on the street?
Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts!
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag?
A. She can taste it on her brother's cock.
A vampire walks into a bar and orders a cup of hot water. The bartender asks, "I thought you guys only drink blood?"
The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says, "I'm making tea."