Pendejo jokes

A penis has a sad life.

His hair is a mess.

His family is nuts.

His neighbor is an asshole.

His best friend is a pussy.

And his owner beats him.

Life is like a penis: women make it hard for no reason.

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.

For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏