Parent permission jokes
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
I almost got caught watching porn. My mom got the bill for the account, but luckily dad had my back. I mean, we do use the same account.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
Grandpa: "You can't have phones within 15 feet of the table."
Me: "And you aren't allowed within 100 feet of the elementary school."
Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."
Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."
Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."
When I was 14, my mum caught me wanking, and she slapped me across the face. A couple weeks later, my dad caught me having a beer, and he made me drink 40 beers. I just thought, "Well, I'm glad he didn't catch me wanking."