Parent permission jokes
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
Mom: Daddy, stop!
Me: No!
Mom: Ok, I just wanted you to do it like your father.
Your Parents
Teacher: Where is your slip so I can see you can come on this trip?
Orphan: Parent signature: ___________
Guys stop before I tell my parents!