Parent permission jokes
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?
They don't have parent permission.
Do you think we should ask the orphan's parents' permission?
Wait... nevermind.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
Grandpa: "You can't have phones within 15 feet of the table."
Me: "And you aren't allowed within 100 feet of the elementary school."
I almost got caught watching porn. My mom got the bill for the account, but luckily dad had my back. I mean, we do use the same account.
When I was 14, my mum caught me wanking, and she slapped me across the face. A couple weeks later, my dad caught me having a beer, and he made me drink 40 beers. I just thought, "Well, I'm glad he didn't catch me wanking."
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking his cigarettes. Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke some of your cigarettes?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No," said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, "Then you're not old enough."
The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, "Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No" said Little Johhny. "Then you're not old enough," his grandpa replied.
The next day, Little Johnny was eating cookies. His grandpa asked, "Can I have some of your cookies?" Little Johnny replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" His grandpa replied, "It most certainly can!" Little Johnny replied, "Then go fuck yourself."