Out of stock jokes

There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...

I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻

A fat man coming in the store.

Waiter: Oh god, not again :|

Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.

Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?

Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?

Dear clothing websites, if it's out of stock, DO NOT ADVERTISE IT!

Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.

I thought today was going to be a good day when I woke up this morning. But then I got to the store and they said they were out of rope.

Ebay is so useless. I tried searching up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.

An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.