Out of stock jokes

I was shopping for a halloween costume, but once we got to the ghost section all of the costumes were out of stock! It turned out Pristiano Penaldo was buying them all! I came up to him and asked why he was doing this and he said: I’m sorry, but it’s match day, I must be a ghost 👻👻

There's no Asian kids in my class, but it just happens to be the rice store and the pet store just ran out of stock...

Dear clothing websites, if it's out of stock, DO NOT ADVERTISE IT!

Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.

A fat man coming in the store.

Waiter: Oh god, not again :|

Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.

Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?

Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?

Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.

You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.

You know, eBay sucks. I was looking for a lighter, and it gave me 18,906 matches.

I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.