Open minded jokes
JFK and Abe Lincoln were some of the most open-minded presidents ever.
JFK tried meditating. He told everyone he is very open-minded.
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.
My friend is a proud liberal, and she is about open minds, but she hates white men unless they’re gay and black men unless they’re conservatives. She hated slavery, but she’s for the party for keeping it.
We all know that Lincoln and Kennedy are the most open-minded presidents in the world.
In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.
Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.
Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.
Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.
Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.
But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.
Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.
So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts.
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
Autists either believe everything you tell them or are nonstop skeptics. There is no in-between.
We’ve got to celebrate our differences! 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
"In my opinion, JFK was the best president."
"Why?"
"He was very open-minded!"
We can only see 90 degrees.
Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?
They both had an open mind.
Community talk
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Ways I almost died (in order)
-Almost got attacked by large snake -Almost shot by gun in my head (I believe an event like that would make me more open minded) -Caught GOKART on fire and flipped it over while I was in it -Suicide attempt #1 -#2 -#3 -#4 -#5