Online safety jokes

A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"

He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.

Be careful around EDP445.

Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.

Once, there was a Minecraft child molester on the Minecraft Facebook. He asks a kid his age. The kid blocks him.