Online safety jokes

A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"

He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.

Be careful around EDP445.

Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.

Once, there was a Minecraft child molester on the Minecraft Facebook. He asks a kid his age. The kid blocks him.

When you send nudes to your Roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...

Children should never run with scissors, and lesbians should never scissor with the runs.

As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.

Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.

How do you avoid getting raped? Never say no.