Oh boy jokes
"I wasn't that drunk yesterday."
"Oh boy, you took the shower head in your arms and told it to stop crying."
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
A 10-year-old: "I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7."
A 10-year-old, a week later: "Damn... my life is shitty..."
<2 years later> 12-year-old: "What is de-pre-ssion?" *googles it*
Now 14-year-old: "Oh..."
This boy heard from a friend that if you tell an adult, "I know the whole truth," they will be all weird. So he went home and told his mom, "I know the whole truth," and she gave him $20 and said to keep quiet.
Pleased, when his dad got home, he said, "I know the whole truth," and his dad gave him $40 and said, "Don't tell Mom." Really pleased, he met the mailman the next day and said, "I know the whole truth." Then the mailman got down on his knee, opened his arms, and said, "Come to daddy."
My teacher walked up to the emo kid and told him, "I like your striped red and tan gloves." And she asked, "Where did you get them?" The emo kid replied, "Oh, I made the red stripes myself."
Bleach: Thousand Year Mouse War
Community talk
Good evening WJE... I've got a feeling there's gonna be lots of misanthropy. Matt in the sky has a frown on his face. And he's waving a goodbye to the American race....
Oh boy it's sad to see... what's become of WJE..........
GOOD EVENING WJE!
Oh boy the gang's all online
Good morning USA I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day The sun in the sky has a smile on his face And he's shining a salute to the American race Oh, boy, it's swell to say Good morning USA! (Good morning USA!) Good morning USA I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day The sun in the sky has a smile on his face And he's shining a salute to the American race Oh, boy, it's swell to say Good morning USA! (Good morning USA!)