No jokes
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
No one gives a fuck.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
I told a joke at a funeral, but no one laughed. One mf was ded though💀.
I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.
What's the best thing about stage 4 cancer?
There's no stage 5.
What is the difference between Twitter and this website?
There's no difference.
The worst joke is no joke ;)
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
You cheetah.
No, you lion.
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs?
Names.
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.