My Dog Steppedon a Bee jokes

My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.

(Again, credits to my really funny friend)

My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.

Why do bees have sticky hair? They always use honeycombs.

Why wouldn’t Mr. Bee 🐝 push Ms. Bee 🐝 away?

Because he loves his honey.

When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked, "Why were you playing with your food?"

A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"