Music Teacher jokes

Why did the music teacher need a ladder to reach the really high notes?

When my mom said you have to listen to classical music at my new school, I had to listen to it twenty-four seven. After that, I sang the song [with] the wrong melody for my music teacher 😎

Do you know how I lost my music teacher job?

I tried to hit G by putting D.

My music teacher was investigated, but she was the one that taught me my fingerings.

Why did Beethoven have trouble finding a music teacher? Because his teacher was Haydn.