Mortal Kombat jokes
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.
I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?
"STAY OVER THERE!"
Memes
Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...
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