Mortal Kombat jokes

What did Scorpion say to the ugly person?

"STAY OVER THERE!"

I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.

I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.

Kenshiro is already dead.

Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.

And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.

Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.

John Kreese's forehead broke when silver hit 'em in the forehead.