What does a Jamaican guy say to an Asian? Poke me mon.
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
My friend: Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny Me: C'mon it's not that deep
Nah c'mon guys we don't let jokes like this fly around here
Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up. Class: *no one stands up* Teacher: Oh c'mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room* Little Johnny: *stands up* Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you're dumb? Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you're standing alone.
đ§:Câmon tomato!
đ : Iâm trying to ketchup.
đ§:Youâre a mile away.
đ : I am a tomato! Itâs not that easy for me to ketchup.
Mom asks âWhy are you are THIS show??? Itâs DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!â The child says âDonât you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?â Mon whispers âOh, you DEAD.â
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aww c'mon! i thought my joke made the Cut!
So you're offended by midget jokes? C'mon grow up!
C'mon guys O know I'm not the only bored one around here!
Son: What's for dinner tonight? Mon: Steak! Son: Mom you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me? Mim: HUNGER!
English: Toto is at school and asks if he can go to the bathroom. The teacher says no. Then, she asks Toto, âWhere is the biggest river in the world?â âUnder my bench,â he replies.
French: Toto est Ă lâĂ©cole et demande sâil peut aller au salle de bain. La maĂźtresse dit non. Puis, elle demande Ă Toto, âOĂč est le plus grand riviere du monde ?â âSous mon banc,â il rĂ©pond.
what key opens a banana
a mon-key
Jack quietly crawled through Jillâs bedroom window, trying not to make a single noise. She sat on her bed, her back facing him. Jack tiptoed up behind her, laid his hands on her shoulders and said, in a rather sensual tone,
âBoo.â
âJack!â She yelled, âwhat are you doing here?â
Jack sat down next to her and smiled.
âI figured today was a good day to maybe go up to the hill?â He said.
âThat sounds fun,â said Jill.
âCâmon, letâs go!â
The kids climbed down from Jillâs second story window. The frolicked around in the fields, hair swaying in the wind, as they neared the nearby hill. Jack took Jillâs hand, and they skipped up to the very top of the hill. They sat down on the bright green grass and giggled.
âYou ready?â Asked Jack
âReady as Iâll ever be,â Jill replied with a wink.
Jack laid his hand on Jillâs chest, softly pushing her onto her back. He got down on his knees, and bent down to the bottom of her dress.
âIâve waited a long time for this...â he whispered.
Jack slowly pulled up Jillâs dress with one hand, running the other up her thigh. His anticipation was building faster and faster. He looked her in the eyes as he slowly pulled down her panties. Once they were all the way off, he turned his head downward. His mouth opened, his eyes went wide. Jack was speechless. Before he could say anything, Jill slammed his head down, gagging him with her giant cock. She sat up as she slammed his head up and down. Jack began to feel dizzy as he gagged and coughed.
âSilly Jack, didnât you know? Iâm not Jill. I never was. My nameâs Randy. Youâre mine now, Jack. So sit back, enjoy the ride.â Said Randy.
Randy moved Jackâs head faster and faster as he threw his head back. It was coming, fast. All of a sudden, he stopped. Jackâs head stood still as his mouth became a fountain of white, drizzling all over Randyâs legs and onto the grass. Randy let go and Jack jumped back, spitting and trying to get it all out of his mouth. Just as the dizziness began to fade, Randy walked over. The last thing Jack saw was Randyâs fist hurtling towards him...
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde, when she turns him down , he goes to her and says " C'mon I'm a fun guy" .
My Dearest Friend- C'mon RickRoll ;)
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon lets Taco bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
đ”Penaldo Thrillsđ” Câmon câmon turn the VAR on It's Penalty time and it won't be long Gotta dive and cry some more It's Penalty time and it won't be long âTil I Hit the floor and dive alot Cry some more and dive alot. that all i need, because I got u my love, Penalty.