You're mom's just like a penny. Practically worthless, and in everyone's pants.
What's similar b/w a pregnant 14 y/o girl and the foetus inside of her?
They both are thinking "My mom's gonna kill me"
What did Eminem do when he couldn't get some of his mom's spaghetti?
Well he didn't make it back to recovery this time...
My mom's name is Angel and she is nothing like one:) Especially in bed...
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god my mom's gonna kill me!"
your mom's asshole
What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.
