Million degrees jokes

Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!

Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?

Because it has a million degrees.

Why didn't the sun go to college?

Because it already had a million degrees!

Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.

I'm running out of degrees? I guess I better throw myself in fire to raise my internal temperature (measured in degrees).

It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.

How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?

1979.