Million degrees jokes
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
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Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.
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Girl: How much do you love me?
Me: Count the stars in the sky.
Girl: Aww, it's infinite!
Me: No, just a waste of time.
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.