Million degrees jokes
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!
I can measure the speed of an object, because I want to km/s.
I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.
Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.
Girl: How much do you love me?
Me: Count the stars in the sky.
Girl: Aww, it's infinite!
Me: No, just a waste of time.