Michael Myers jokes
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
Yo mama is so ugly, she gave Michael Myers nightmares.
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
Do you ever wonder why Michael from Halloween likes his mask so much? It's because he ad-Myers it.
What do parents tell little boys to make them behave?
"Be good, or when you're asleep, Michael Jackson will get you!"
They should bring Michael Jackson back from the dead so he can star in the Peter Pan horror movie.
Given that it's a major guarantee that little boys' underwear will be half off at Kmart thanks to the blue light specials, now you know why Michael Jackson likes to loiter around the store all day long.