Meteorologist jokes
I’m not a weatherman, but I’m expecting a few more inches tonight.
It's a very smart day today. I'd say it has about 30-45 degrees, with humidex.
Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
A group of friends went outside to pick up stuff. One of the friends said, "It is windy as heck out!"
How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?
If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Q: How did the skeleton know it would rain? A: He read the weather forecast.