Memorabilia jokes

What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?

They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.

The Smithsonian has 3 notable articles of clothing on display: Mr. Rodger's sweater, Jerry Seinfeld's puffy shirt, and Stephen Hawking's drool rag.

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me when he was dying.

It seemed really important to him that I have it.

I got a PS5 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.