Memorabilia jokes

The Smithsonian has 3 notable articles of clothing on display: Mr. Rodger's sweater, Jerry Seinfeld's puffy shirt, and Stephen Hawking's drool rag.

What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?

They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.

My grandfather never threw anything away, bless him. He died in the war holding on to a hand grenade.

I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.

A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.

Someone on here said it previously:

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is until my mom took the urn away from me.

I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me when he was dying.

It seemed really important to him that I have it.