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Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of a Twitter exchange. The first user asks the official Minions account if they used to work for Hitler. The Minions account replies "no silly we only work for villians!"

MATTIX

The image is a three-panel meme. The first panel shows a red Ferrari speeding down the road with the caption "I can go fast." The second panel shows a Jeep Wrangler driving through a shallow riverbed with the caption "I can go everywhere." The third panel shows a silver Mitsubishi Lancer and a blue Subaru Impreza jumping over a small hill with the caption "B*tch please... We can do both."

MATTIX

The image is a two-panel meme featuring cars. The top panel shows the rear of a red car with the text "TURBOS BECAUSE WE DON'T NEED 6 LITERS TO KICK YOUR ASS." The bottom panel features the front of a black car with cartoon eyes attached to the hood and the text "OK. NOW WHAT?"

Heroin Monkey

A text document screenshot with a paragraph about knowing fundamental rights and making informed voting decisions. Highlighted in yellow is "Even with the margin of error being 9 percent average, which is still significant." A suggestion box from Grammarly is on the right saying "One obvious solution to this problem is Iwyluwxzdlvq more civics courses in schools and wxtloj it a graduation requirement for high school students."

Adolf kitler

A gray kitten is curled up and cleaning its paw on a wooden floor. The image is accompanied by the text: "Here we see a baby wigglefloof cleaning its tiny squishbeans".

Adolf Nigler

The reason we will never have reparations for slavery.

A person in a large yellow chicken costume is sitting in a blue chair, reading a book. To the right, a person is in a birdcage. The caption states "The reason we will never have reparations for slavery."

Face mcshooty

The image shows the text "We become what we hate." Below the text there is the caption "That one friend:" with a screen capture of an actor staring intently.

DAP ME UP

The image shows a conversation between a person and a group of kids who are familiar with Naruto only through TikTok. The bottom of the image has an anime screen capture with the caption "Shall I kill these children?"

Heroin Monkey

Heroin Monkey

A meme shows the text "JESUS DIES. THE 12 APOSTLES:" above a photo of a keyboard, with the function keys F1 through F12 highlighted in a red box.

jefferyo100

The image shows two cartoon characters with big eyes and expressive faces. The one on the left is labeled "Me:" and the one on the right is labeled "Bro:". Above them, the text reads, "Me and bro when we start hearing moaning and groaning upstairs in our parents' bedroom."

A Star Wars Fan

The image displays a four-panel meme with the "expanding brain" format. The first panel shows the text "The earth is flat" next to a small brain. The second panel shows a picture of the earth next to a brain that is slightly more illuminated. The third panel shows a dinosaur next to a brain that is even more illuminated. The fourth panel shows the text "The earth isn't real. We live in a simulation controlled by minecraft redstone engineers" next to a glowing brain.

Heroin Monkey

A man with a beard and a white turban is shown in a video. Below the video there is a comment that says, "Shame he's dead, imagine if we had him on the Joe Rogan Podcast."

King bob

We gonna die today

A news report showing a black rocket launching against a backdrop of orange smoke. The text on the screen includes Korean characters.

stillwaiting..

The image is split into two sections. On the left, there's a fierce-looking T-Rex. On the right is Barney the Dinosaur, smiling and friendly. The text reads: "MY MOM TELLING EVERYONE TO GET READY FOR CHURCH:" over the T-Rex and "MY MOM WHEN WE GET TO CHURCH:" over Barney.

Inessa :)

A conversation between two people is displayed in a text message format. The first message reads 'You have attachment issues. Please fix it.' The second message reads 'Sorry for the confusion, I meant the file attachment.'

GG Miller

that be me

Two minions are standing next to each other. The text says: "We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up. After I finish laughing."

LoserIsPro

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Heroin Monkey

A collage of six images of vans with absurd or vulgar text or logos on their sides. One van says "APENIS," another "RAPES," another "ANAL SERVICES," another "STARBUCKS SUCKS," another "JERKING AUTHORITY" and the last "ASSDOCTOR. We fix your panos!", with phone numbers next to the words REKKAPESU and RAPES.

Caylez.cc

My face when my mom said we could go to McDonalds

The image shows a close-up of a person's face distorted with wide eyes and an open mouth. It is a reaction image with text "My face when my mom said we could go to McDonalds."

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