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Anonymous
1 day ago
Homeless
A white sign or poster, possibly on public transport, displays the text "We plan to cut all homeless people in half by 2025." In the bottom right corner, there is a logo of the Union Jack flag with the word "Conservatives" underneath it.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    6 days ago
    A blue-grey cat-like animal wearing a white sweater and brown pants stands next to an orange goldfish wearing green sneakers. The goldfish stands on its fins as if they are legs. The text above them reads, 'I got bruddas who not even blood related, but we locked in 4L. 💯'
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  • Anonymous
    22 days ago

    Shitpost master general

    A four-panel exploitable meme featuring the Trollface. The top left panel shows a beaker with yellow and blue liquid, with the text 'The voices are back'. The top right panel shows the Trollface and the text '1) do not listen to them', 'get a forklift', and 'cover yourself in oil'. The bottom left panel shows the Trollface again, surrounded by various bizarre and disturbing commands like 'cover yourself in oil', 'find a sturdy metal chair', 'place buttered toast on a cat's back', 'find two magnets', 'get a forklift', 'buy 1kg of pure mercury', 'let us take control', 'you did this to yourself', and 'kill them all', with the heading '2) resist their commands'. The bottom right panel shows the Trollface with an even more chaotic and layered jumble of text, including many of the previous commands, self-blaming phrases like 'you did this to yourself', 'we can't outrun your sins', and 'this is your fault', and the large, distressed red text '3) make it stop' and 'MAKE IT STOP'. The overall image depicts a descent into a desperate mental state.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 month ago
    A screenshot of a Pornhub comment section. At the top, the Pornhub logo is visible. The first comment, from a user named "C_Julius_Caesar" (who has a verified checkmark), says, "Has anyone ever thought about how weird it is that we like watching porn? I mean, we're the only living animal out of millions who think it's satisfying to watch others have sex..." This comment was posted "2 weeks ago" and has 167 likes. Below it, a reply from a user named "Nsfwpapermario" (posted "Yesterday") reads, "How the fuck you verified as Julius Caesar?" This reply has 5 likes.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 month ago

    type shizz

    A white text on a black background, formatted like a series of 'be like' statements describing a progression of absurd events. It starts with 'Girls be like: We hate all men so we turn lesbian,' followed by 'Boys be like: Uno reverse! Turns gay.' Then, 'Girls: Shocked Pikachu face,' and 'Sperm trying to get into each other: Confused stonk.' The next lines are 'Goku: has sex with Wednesday' and 'Wednesday: Pregnancy 100.' The text concludes with 'Me: Only in Ohio!'
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 month ago
    A screenshot of a Twitter post. The top half shows Jeremy Usborne from the TV show Peep Show, looking conspiratorial, with the caption 'The secret ingredient is slaves'. The bottom half shows a tweet by Hassan Sajwani, with a profile picture of a man wearing a traditional Emirati head covering and a UAE flag emoji. The tweet reads: 'Do you know why Dubai is so successful? We don't have wokeness here ...'.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 months ago
    A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message from the right is 'how tight'. The response from the left is 'Loose.' followed by 'Poop just falls out'. The message from the right is 'bruh i meant how tight r we'. The response from the left is 'Oh' followed by 'We chill'. The final message from the right is 'alr'.
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  • DAP ME UP
    3 months ago
    The image shows an upset Majin Buu from Dragon Ball Z standing beside an hourglass with green liquid. The text above the image reads, "Me waiting for the next generation, to see which kind of cursed memes we get."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    3 months ago
    A flyer taped to a tiled wall that reads: "ATTENTION GAMERS. DIARY of a Wimpy Kid Roleplay club. Wimpy Kid roleplays are held at the local SUBWAY from 1:30AM - 3:30AM on Thursdays. Please do not come as Greg, Frank, Manny, Rodrick or Susan, as they are already taken. Please be Rowley we need a Rowley. Also, rude language will not be tolerated at the Wimpy kid roleplay. My mom will get mad and not let us do it anymore!"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    3 months ago
    The image is a multi-panel meme about the tech industry. The top panel depicts the Windows Task Manager, showing Google Chrome using a large amount of memory. The text overlay reads: "They feed us poison." The middle panel displays an ad for Corsair Vengeance LPX RAM, with the text: "So we buy their cures." The bottom panel shows an ad for "DownloadMoreRAM," with the text: "While they suppress our medicine."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    3 months ago
    In the top panel, the text "4 other monkeys: Jumping recklessly on the bed is pretty fun, we should do this more often. The 5th monkey:" is written. The bottom panel shows a still from a movie, depicting a woman with a terrified expression.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    3 months ago
    A dog's face is shown in an upward-looking shot. Above, the following text is written: "Teacher: Today we will... Kid named the socioeconomic state of Sudan:"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    3 months ago
    A close-up shot of a juice bottle with the text "How many strawberries did we squeeze in? 22! Plus 1/2 bananas. We used geometry... and a mallet." Below, additional text says, "How did they find One sextillion, one hundred twenty-four quintillion, seven hundred twenty-seven quadrillion, seven hundred seventy-seven trillion, six hundred seven billion, six hundred eighty thousand strawberries."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    3 months ago
    A tweet by Mike Beauvais that says, "In retrospect, maybe we should have seen this coming." Below it is a suggested name for JD Vance: "Justkilled Dapope Vance."
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  • YumMan
    4 months ago

    Explain Bear i hate you

    The image is a comic strip. In the first panel, a group sits around a table and one says, "How do we get rid of Explain Bear?" The second panel shows three responses: "Burn him", "Eat him", and "We don't." The final panel shows the "We don't" guy smirking while someone is thrown out of a building window.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    4 months ago
    A man with reflective sunglasses is looking up at text that says, "Remember 'sperm wars' in the bathroom after lunch in middle school? We would go back to class sticky af lol we was wildin."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    4 months ago
    A screenshot of a Discord conversation. The first user states they have finished watching "The Passion" and are sad and posts a message of hope about Christ's death giving people eternal salvation, accompanied by an image of hands holding bread and a cup with the text "Take this and eat". The second user replied to that message stating that the first user posted rape porn three hours ago.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    4 months ago
    A screenshot of a post that asks, "How do I stop my husband from going "goblin mode" during sex?? My husband says "goblin mode activated" when we start to have sex, growls, and acts like a caveman, and then says "goblin mode off" when we stop, and then pretends to not know what I'm talking about when I ask him about it."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    4 months ago
    A man in a white lab coat and blue gloves holds a vial. Text above him states, "We will make rape airborne."
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  • DAP ME UP
    4 months ago

    My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.

    The image is a screenshot of an online information panel about Adolf Hitler. It includes a brief biography and some personal details such as his parents and siblings.
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