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Monster

“Welcome to the first day of school, here’s your homework assignment!”

A drawing of a distorted, reddish monster with large eyes and a wide, toothy grin. The text above the image reads "me when im" and the text below reads "having a swell time". The drawing also includes a small structure that looks like a shed or outhouse in the background.

Bomb

A line drawing shows a group of people at what looks like a party. Two of them are dancing, and one person is standing off to the side wearing a party hat and looking sad. The text says, "THEY CAN'T HEAR THE BEEP MY BOMB JUST MADE (ONE MINUET LEFT)".

Wife

An older couple standing close together, with the wife's arm around her husband. The text above says "Me as a wife annoying my husband until the end of time." The URL boredpanda.com is at the bottom right of the image.

Cliff

Worst time for the "Cha-Cha Slide" to start playing:

A man in a suit is standing on the edge of a cliff looking into a large gap between his cliff and another.

Mom

me asking my mom for fornite vbucks at 3am

A baby with messy hair and a serious expression is looking straight at the camera.

Crack

Shitpost-master general

A meme with a stop sign over a pile of crack rocks. The text reads: "Join the 3 day challenge. No crack on February 29, 30 and 31."

Sex

The meme shows a dialogue between two anime characters, one asking the other about their "sex" in an interrogation. The first character says "Name?" then the character replies "Eren Jaeger". The first character continues "Sex?" and the second character replies "3 times a week", the first character then says "I mean Male or Female", the second character finally says "Both, sometimes even a dog". The image finishes with a panel of a character kicking the other.

Evolution

The image shows four panels. The first panel shows an ape looking up with the text, "Evolution, can u give me brains to understand world?". The second panel shows a drawing of the evolution of various animals and the text "To understand world?". The third panel shows the same ape looking excited with the text "yeeeeeeeees". The fourth panel shows a silhouetted figure sitting with their head in their hands with the text "actually develops crippling depression like a fcking loser". The final panel shows the same silhouetted figure standing with a noose around its neck with the text "suicide time.".

Kid

A four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a creepy man in a trench coat, with hairy legs visible, says "HEY KID!" to a small girl holding an ice cream cone on a sidewalk. In the second panel, the man opens his trench coat to the girl, who has dropped her ice cream, standing between his legs. In the third panel, a woman screams in terror, her eyes wide with horror. In the fourth panel, the man's trench coat is open, revealing he is wearing a green T-shirt that says "THE TIME IS NOW. GO VEGAN." He has a large, unsettling smile. The watermark "@TONYBTS2" is visible in the first panel.

Family

A man with glasses looks surprised, with the text above him.

Kermit

It just don't feel right bro

Two images of Kermit the Frog standing by a window. On the left, Kermit is slim with the text "March 2020" above. On the right, Kermit is larger with the text "March 2021" above.

Job

Meme time

The image shows a 4-panel meme using a split-screen format of two men having a discussion, with text overlaid. First panel on the left a man says "I need a job." The right panel shows another man who says: "You don't have experience." The second left panel shows the same man saying: "But I need to work to get experience." The right panel again shows the other man who says: "Then work." In the third left panel the first man says: "That's why I'm here." The man in the right panel replies: "Experience". In the final two panels, the first man says "How am I gonna get experience without a work?" and the other man replies: "Work". At the very top, the text reads "life after college".

Meme

Can’t remember if I posted this in my discord or here, but enjoy!

The image shows a school bus on a railroad track in the top frame and a train is colliding into a school bus in the lower frame. The text in the top frame says, "A full 8 hours of sleep on a school night." The text in the bottom frame says, "Looking for Spooky memes on the internet."

Life

My life all of the time

A black and white cartoon image of Tom the cat reaching for something on the floor. The word "Life" is placed over his head, and the word "Happiness" is placed near his paw on the floor. The image has the source "sonhadorcontraditorio.tumblr" at the bottom right.

Coffee

My mom after she has had enough of us

The image shows a man in a suit with text overlayed that reads, "Half the day, I wonder if it's too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it's too early for alcohol."

Moment

ALWAYS ME

The image shows a minion standing on the right side. On the left side is the text: SCHOOL LIFE: Most Irritating Moments - Morning Alarm. Most Difficult Task - To find Socks. Most Dreadful Journey - Way to Class. Most Lovely Time - Meeting Friends. Most Tragic Moments - Surprise Test in 1st Period. Most Wonderful News - TEACHER IS ABSENT. SHARE IF YOU AGREE.

Youtube

is this a lot?

Suicide

not a meme

Text reads: "at this moment, my bday is coming up. i was planning on ending everything when my bday comes. nobody will change my mind. ive been waiting for 4 years to finally end it all. im turning 16. i just wanna say thank you everyone who stayed with me even if it was just a few weeks or a month or more for other ppl. i just wanna thank you for everything you guys did for me. i just couldn't just abandon what ive been waiting for. ive been waiting for 4 years to finally be able to do it. i waited bc i want to see if i changed my mind. but no, its still the same thing nothing changed. i want to say goodbye for everyone here bc this might be the last time ill be online on boredpanda bc i have to get ready for the day to come. Thank you everyone, i love you guys"

Song

Guess which one I'm mad about.

Two muscular arms clasped together in a strong handshake. The arm on the left with light skin is labeled "Modern Songs". The arm on the right with darker skin is labeled "Me Having Sex". In the middle, above the clasp, it is written "Less than 3 minutes."

Memes

Monday
DECEMBER
Today was fucking dreadful.
Me and the boys were just watching porn on the
school computers in computer science. Nothing harmful.
You know how it goes, though. There's always s
bitch across the room, just waiting, dying to ruin the
fun.
Some
WHAT
GREG IS WATCHING
PORNOGRAPHY, MR
JIZZLE!
"PANT
PANT
THE
ZFUCK?!
The next time I see
snitch is fucking dead.
Patty, I swear to god, that
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