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Heroin Monkey
1 month ago
A tweet from user @papiko_114514 on a dark background. The tweet reads: "It's unfair how easy it is for men to diet ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก. Masturbate โ†“ About 2g of semen come out โ†“ Masturbate 500 times per day โ†“ Lose 1kg. Wouldn't you lose 10kg if you'd continue this for 10 days??? ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก". Below the tweet, it says "3:55 PM ยท 2019/02/13 ยท Twitter for iPhone".
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  • Anonymous
    1 month ago
    A WhatsApp chat screenshot. On the right, a message from 'Doctor' says 'Hi Doctor' at 4:25 AM. On the left, a user replies 'Hi' at 4:25 AM. The user then sends an image of an illegible black scribble on a light background and asks 'how to read this?' at 4:26 AM. The doctor replies 'It's paracetamol' at 4:26 AM. The user then sends a second image, also an illegible black scribble, and asks 'how about this?' at 4:26 AM. The doctor replies 'amoxicillin... 3x a day' at 4:27 AM.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 month ago
    A dark, dingy room resembling a prison cell with rough, gray walls. A small, high, rectangular window on one wall shows a glimpse of blue sky. A metal grate covers part of the floor. A plate with some food, possibly bread, sits on the floor near the bottom right. A faucet or sink structure is visible on the left wall. White text in the center reads, "This is where I post from."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 month ago
    An older man with white hair smiles while pushing a shopping cart in a store. He wears a black t-shirt that says 'I love GOONING' with a red heart symbol made of two shaking hands. Text overlaid on the image reads: 'My guy can not be wearing ts in public ๐Ÿ˜ญ'.
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  • LethalCupcake2
    1 month ago

    This is so relatable tho.

    A bed with two pillows is completely covered in shiny aluminum foil. The text "Slept so good had to save it for later" is overlaid in white.
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  • United Kingdom UK
    2 months ago
    A bathroom stall features a toilet with a houseplant planted inside the bowl, spilling soil on the floor. Above the toilet, a white poster hangs on a cinder block wall, depicting a cartoonish, potato-like creature with eyes and a mouth, alongside the text "LET IT GROW" and a small leaf illustration. The image also has an overlay text that reads, "I'm done with this school."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 months ago

    Is this tuff in 2023?

    A birthday party setting featuring a black banner strung across a white window, reading "THIS SKIBIDI RIZZLER IS 8 NO CAP". On a white table below the banner, there is a white cake stand holding several cupcakes with blue and green frosting. One cupcake has a black topper that reads "BRUH I'M 8". Two chairs with woven backs are partially visible at the table.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 months ago

    What is eh on abt

    A screenshot of a chat conversation on a dark background. A user named 'Explain Hamster' (with a hamster avatar) asks, 'Nigger. What's my name?' In the next message, from 'Explain Hamster' again, it reads, 'Awww, hello there, little Nigger! This tiny hamster is super happy to see you!' followed by crying face, heart, and hamster emojis. Below this, a user named 'mal' (with a yellow floral avatar) reacts with 'BAHAHAHA'.
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  • DaRapBoat
    2 months ago
    A screenshot of a dark-themed YouTube comment section. The main content is a lengthy comment from a user named "IvanLubin" which starts with "IQ?" and discusses the high IQ supposedly needed to understand Playboi Carti's music, referencing theoretical physics, nihilism, and Russian literature. It calls those who dislike Carti "idiots." The comment then shifts to praising Kanye West's album "DONDA" as a "cultural reset," followed by a comparison of choosing "Dinner with Jay Z" over $500,000 for financial success. The comment abruptly ends with a bizarre, explicit, and disturbing fantasy about wanting to have a baby with "Travis," describing the birth process in graphic detail. A red circle highlights the last few lines of the comment, which detail the desire to have a baby.
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  • DaRapBoat
    2 months ago
    A screenshot of a Reddit post from the subreddit r/NoStupidQuestions. The post title reads "Dressing as MF DOOM for Halloween but I'm white". The body of the post states, "I'm always thinking of Halloween costumes and my idea for this year is MF DOOM but I'm white. Just wanting to make sure this is appropriate considering I'm white." Below the text are icons for upvote, downvote, comments (with "2"), awards, and share.
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  • DaRapBoat
    2 months ago
    Two side-by-side portraits of musicians. On the left is Frank Ocean, a Black man with a beard, wearing a camouflage t-shirt. On the right is Tyler The Creator, a Black man wearing sunglasses, a brown cap, a white t-shirt with "Supreme" in green text, and a leopard print bandana around his neck. The text above the images reads: "Fans are calling this new beef 'The gay version of Drake vs Kenny'. Frank Ocean has unfollowed Tyler The Creator on Instagram." Below the images, more text reads: "A rep close to Frank Ocean said 'Frank wants you to call this meat and not beef'."
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  • DaRapBoat
    2 months ago
    A close-up shot of a clear bottle, likely containing a beverage, with its white plastic cap still attached to the bottle by a small piece of plastic. In the background, a bottle of Tito's Vodka and a glass with a drink and ice are visible. Text overlaid on the image asks about the manufacturing of bottle caps in Europe not fully disconnecting and states it's happening everywhere. A comment beneath the text explains it's to avoid pollution.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 months ago
    A screenshot of a video platform resembling YouTube, featuring a video titled "Twink Starts Liking Men After Receiving Heart Transplant From Gay Man". The video is from "DisruptiveFilms" and includes tags like "threesome", "deepthroat", "pounding", "twink", "bareback", "anal", and "tattoos", along with the name "Jared Kent". The video thumbnail shows two shirtless men. Below the video, a comment from user "bkusa" reads: "Nice refreshing story line, actors didn't look like porn stars which was a plus but you made a huge mistake. coming from someone who has had open heart surgery the young man who received the organ shows no incision for the rib cage to be cut down the sternum then spread open so the transplant could happen. Serious make up is missing on this and is the only thing I can think of that would stop a 5 star rating in my opinion."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 months ago
    An image featuring a wizard-like figure with a long white beard and a hood, standing with arms outstretched, emanating light. Below him, a dragon is positioned amidst flames and lava. Overlaying this imagery are bullet points of text: 'This pisses me off for real. Manual breathing. Manual swallowing. Manual blinking. Your toes are touching. You're itchy. The Game.'
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  • Heroin Monkey
    2 months ago
    A screenshot of a Twitter post by JD Vance. The post features a profile picture of JD Vance at the top left and a large image below the text. The text reads: "I know being in a role like mine requires thick skin, but this meme is doing actual, real life damage. Whenever I try to be intimate with my wife, she says she can't stop thinking about this picture. It creeps her out. We haven't made love in months. Haven't you guys had enough?" The image below the text shows a bald man with a beard, wide blue eyes, and a slightly open mouth, wearing a blue suit and a pink tie, against a bright blue background.
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  • United Kingdom UK
    3 months ago

    Guys, i saw this advertisement on wje. should i click it?

    A screenshot of a dark green screen with scattered colorful squares. White text in the center reads, "Congratulations! You have won 60.000 ROBUX." Below the text is a gold hexagonal icon with a green square inside, resembling the Roblox logo. At the bottom, there is a brown button that says, "Click here to claim your prize."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    3 months ago
    A multi-panel image featuring characters from 'Inside Out' (Joy, Sadness, Disgust, Anger), Bill Cipher from 'Gravity Falls', and Optimus Prime from 'Transformers'. In the top panel, Joy, Sadness, Disgust, and Anger are present. Joy has a speech bubble saying, "Sorry, Bill Cipher, but I don't think you qualify as an emotion." In the middle panel, Bill Cipher, the yellow triangle, responds with a speech bubble that says, "This is bullshit, you let Optimus Prime...". The bottom panel shows Optimus Prime pointing a finger, with a speech bubble stating, "Bro, I'm autism."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    3 months ago
    The image displays a simulated smartphone incoming call screen. The caller ID shows 'Marcel Mango' at the top, with 'Calling...' directly below it. The main image for the caller is an anthropomorphic mango with a human face, including eyes, a prominent mustache, and a beard. The mango is depicted wearing a grey pinstripe suit jacket, a thick gold chain with a dollar sign pendant, and several gold rings on its fingers. In the background behind the mango, there are stacks of gold bars. Below the 'Calling...' text, the phrase 'Missing this call' is prominently displayed. At the bottom of the screen are options: 'Remind Me' and 'Message' alongside their respective icons, and large red 'Decline' and green 'Accept' call buttons.
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  • Anonymous
    3 months ago

    Shitpost master general

    A four-panel exploitable meme featuring the Trollface. The top left panel shows a beaker with yellow and blue liquid, with the text 'The voices are back'. The top right panel shows the Trollface and the text '1) do not listen to them', 'get a forklift', and 'cover yourself in oil'. The bottom left panel shows the Trollface again, surrounded by various bizarre and disturbing commands like 'cover yourself in oil', 'find a sturdy metal chair', 'place buttered toast on a cat's back', 'find two magnets', 'get a forklift', 'buy 1kg of pure mercury', 'let us take control', 'you did this to yourself', and 'kill them all', with the heading '2) resist their commands'. The bottom right panel shows the Trollface with an even more chaotic and layered jumble of text, including many of the previous commands, self-blaming phrases like 'you did this to yourself', 'we can't outrun your sins', and 'this is your fault', and the large, distressed red text '3) make it stop' and 'MAKE IT STOP'. The overall image depicts a descent into a desperate mental state.
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  • Rubeedi
    3 months ago

    Check your kid's Halloween candy!!

    Two chocolate candies are shown on a white background. One is a whole, cylindrical chocolate. The other is a similar chocolate, cut in half, revealing a surprised, wide-eyed cartoon face with an open mouth inside, replacing the typical filling. The text above reads: 'PLEASE check your kid's Halloween candy carefully!! just found this'.
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