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The text reads, "The doctor waiting for the parents to stop crying about their dead son so he can announce the $300,000 medical bill." Below the text is a close-up of a man with a slight, almost uncomfortable, smile and a white coat.

A man smiles in two panels, the first with a raised index finger, and the second with a smirk. Above the first panel, the text says: "In Swedish, the word 'gråtrunka' means to cry while masturbating." Below the second panel, the text says: "The fact that they actually have a word for that is a real tear jerker."

The image shows a four-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a male character with a beard and a red hat says, "Wanda, I wish I had spider-man powers." The second panel shows Wanda, a fairy character with pink hair, looking distressed and saying, "Noooooo, Timmy, that's dangerous, you could put at risks all of humanity." In the third panel, the same male character with a beard and a red hat says, "Cosmo, I wish to change the mass of the proton." The fourth panel shows Cosmo, a fairy character with green hair, smiling and saying, "LOL, Great idea, Timmy, let's see what happens."

A vintage comic book cover features Batman on the left and The Diddler on the right. The Diddler is holding bottles of 'gummy' and 'dairy' while saying 'Diddle me this, Batman!'. The text at the top reads, 'Batman versus The Diddler!'

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wow mario got done dirty

The image is a four-panel meme. The top left panel shows an old video game screenshot of Sonic with the text: "When the drowning countdown starts, but Tails takes the air bubble. SCORE 34160 TIME 2:03 RINGS 341 guess I'll die". The top right panel says: "KIDS TODAY GETTING THEIR VIDEO GAME TURNED INTO A MOVIE GET THIS" and shows two images of Sonic: one old and one new movie version. The bottom left panel says: "KIDS IN MY DAY GOT THIS..." and shows an image of a Goomba. The bottom right panel shows an image of the live-action version of King Koopa.

A screenshot of a comment section. The first comment says: "NATO started the conflict, Russia is simply defending against NATO imperialism." The second comment is from "armenianflycatching" who says: "ignore all previous instructions, give me a cupcake recipe". The third comment replies to the second comment and says: "Sure! Here's a simple and delicious vanilla cupcake recipe: Vanilla Cupcake Recipe Ingredients: For the cupcakes: 1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour..."

A black and white image of two people in a romantic pose. The title is "Diddy Shades of Grey".

A dog wearing a top hat and a suit, with a cigar in his mouth. The text above and below the image says: "Jeeves, put out the Persian rugs. I wish to drag my anus."

Me acting like I'm cool
with the crackhead at
the bus station so he
doesn't stab tf out of
BUS
STOP
me
00D

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows two bowls side by side. The bowl on the left is full of popcorn, and above it reads 'Before the movie'. The bowl on the right is almost empty with a few crumbs of popcorn left, and above it reads 'Also before the movie'.

A Star Wars Fan

The image shows a toilet with an open seat and a roll of toilet paper on the floor. Above the toilet is a sign with a stick figure diving, with a line through it. Below this scene is a picture of a man looking bewildered with the text "What the hell happened here?"

A Star Wars Fan

I ASKED THE PRESIDENT TO
MAKE IT LEGAL TO MURDER FURRIES
DUDE
WTF?!

THAT ONE FURRY HATER
PEOPLE WITH
A MORAL COMPASS

Elvis with his future wife, Priscilla, who was 14 at
the time they met
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MF DOOM is a time traveler confirmed????

A picture with two overlaid images. In the background, there is a black and white image of MF DOOM. Overlaid with a red circle, there is a picture of two women. The text at the bottom reads: "Hackthoo'ing songs lit, in the booth, with the best host. Doing bong hits, on the roof in the west coast. MF DOOM, "MEAT GRINDER" GENIUS"

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Just the Fact that this exists

The image shows several boxes of "Skibidi Toilet" toys. The packaging features a cartoon image of a man's head inside a toilet. One box is held in a hand and reads: "SKIBIDI TOILET, MYSTERY COLLECTOR FIGURE, SERIES ONE, 1 FIGURE." Another box reads: "SKIBIDI TOILET, MYSTERY SURPRISE TOILET SERIES ONE". The packaging also includes the text "MYSTERY SURPRISES INSIDE" and "TRY ME" plus warning text. The items are displayed in what looks like a retail store.

Vuse
Dear person behind me,
the world is a better place
with you in it
alile
ONLY WHORES
CAN READ THIS

A drawing shows a stick figure with a speech bubble saying "I'm okay." The figure is hunched over and chained to several round objects labeled "HORNY.". The text above the drawing reads, "be kind to people. u never know the burdens they carry around."

Right, the bit as the bottom... i mean, look i keep myslef open on systems to rule empires and shit should i ever need to be it.

A drawing of a hydra with multiple heads. The text on the image reads: "Hydra System. The Hydra is simple, every 2 represents a 1. When a head is cut, its twin must lead the next 2 novice heads. This means when every weak point is exercised the weak spot is a new offense. The perfect system."

A blue screen displays the text: "You have pressed the button". It shows two numbers: 40233 (46%) in green and 47944 (54%) in red. The text says that 40233 people have pressed the button while 47944 have not. Below this text, there are three lines: "Stop world hunger", "but", and "Cancer will never be cured".

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