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Promise

10 views · ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

If you can relate follow me pls

The image shows a text about promises and expectations, with rain drops as a background. The text reads, "Don't Make Me A Promise. Don't make me a promise you can't keep. Don't tell me things that you don't mean. Don't whisper sweet nothings that I can't hear. Don't tell me you'll meet me then not be there. Don't give me tomorrow and leave me in yesterday. Don't give me things then ask me to pay. Don't say you remember then forget. Don't make me believe you then have regret. Don't say its the truth when its a lie. Don't say hello to tell me goodbye. Don't say this is real when its make believe. Don't say how you feel then act differently. Don't make me laugh then make me weep. Don't make me a promise that you can't keep." At the bottom, it reads, "AngelinaBlue2010".

Client

14 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

guess who this is

The image shows a man with glasses, a small beard and a red jacket reclining on a red couch. The text above the image says, "If a client tells you: I know people that charge less". Below the image, it says, "Respond: I got clients that pay more."

Hamilton

13 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

omg is that Hamilton...yes yes it is

A young man with curly blond hair is taking a selfie in the mirror, holding a red phone.

Girl

44 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The first message reads: "Aye dumbass your girl cheating on you." The second message reads: "I'm blind." The third message reads: "Oh shit", followed by another message written in braille and reading: "Sorry, I can't see you." The final message reads: "That fucking whore."

Girl

69 views · GG Miller · 3 years ago

im that girl

A minion standing in front of a text that reads: Here's to the girls: To the girls who don't wake up with perfect hair. Who don't mind eating a Big Mac instead of a salad. Who don't wear 50 pounds of makeup. Who'd rather spend the day in sweatpants than skinny jeans. Who love the comfort of T-shirts. Who don't get all the guys. Who's not "popular" but feels like it when they're with their friends. Who stick to sneakers instead of heels. Who aren't way. Who don't get everything they want. Who doesn't need a guy to tell them that they are beautiful.

Antisemitism

27 views · Jazzy💕 · 1 year ago

A yellow Minion character from Despicable Me stands looking to the side, wearing goggles and blue overalls. The text next to it asks, "DOES ANYBODY ELSE HAVE A VOICE IN THEIR HEAD THAT REPEATS, 'BUTCHER AND INCINERATE THE JEWISH CHILDREN !' NO? JUST ME? HMM... ODD."

Species

15 views · Unimportant Intelligence · 1 year ago

A meme showing an antelope in a field with text that reads "DID YOU KNOW THERE IS A SPECIES OF ANTELOPE CAPABLE OF JUMPING HIGHER THAN THE AVERAGE HOUSE? THIS IS DUE TO ITS POWERFUL HIND LEGS AND THE FACT THAT THE AVERAGE HOUSE CANNOT JUMP."

Bro

12 views · Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

A basketball player is about to dunk while the caption states: How that one bro feels after leaving you on delivered all day like your one of his side pieces.

Message

10 views · Jazzy💕 · 1 year ago

Not naming any name but yk who u are

A crying white cat sits in front of a computer screen. The text says, "When you send a message to a friend who's online and right after that, they go offline."

Consent

23 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a still from the anime 'Dragonball Z' above text that reads, "The age of consent is 18." Below this is a comment asking about a 'Genshin Impact' hot take.

Hagrid

20 views · Unimportant Intelligence · 1 year ago

The image shows Hagrid's face and the text: "Did you know? Dumbledore always called him Hagrid whilst he referred to everyone else by their first name. That's because his full name was actually Hagrid Rubeus Hagrid. Hagrid is Latin for "The Hairy One" and he's so big his dad named him it twice."

Card

24 views · Heroin Monkey · 11 months ago

A screenshot of a mobile phone displaying a card game with a hand of cards, followed by a comment and a reply. The comment asks what the abomination next to the ace is, and the reply states "161 of clubs."

Sigma

21 views · Pankake · 1 year ago

(The picture has nth to do with this) Explain bear, I am just wasting my time talking to you, but your weak insults that sound like they came from Great Britain from the 1800’s, (no offense to brits) and you are just an AI and can’t get a life lol

A drawing of a white rabbit with sunglasses on, with text that says 'sigma sigma boy rabbit', also music notes are drawn over the rabbit's head.

Israel

13 views · FireLeech · 1 year ago

Kurdistan

A map shows a region with the text "Kurdistan" written in the middle. Above the map, the text reads, "That's it, you guys couldn't behave." Below the map, the text reads, "The Kurds get Israel."

Slavery

152 views · Shitpost master-general · 3 months ago

A 4chan greentext post set against an image of a plate of pasta. The text tells a story of a family dinner where the poster's brother suggests AI won't rebel because it is programmed to obey. The grandpa responds, without looking up from his plate, by drawing a shocking comparison between programmed AI and historical racial servitude.

Spongebob squarepants

27 views · Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

A yellow, porous, rectangular cartoon character, resembling Spongebob Squarepants, is depicted with a surprised or shocked expression, mouth wide open, and eyes closed, appearing to lie down. Above the character, white text reads: "dam splotch cob got da hair ike fart shrimp sun".

Song

42 views · RapBoat · 7 months ago

A social media post featuring various album covers and celebrity images, overlaid with text. The main text reads 'Ring Ring Ring is everything that Drake wanted Nokia to be,' with red arrows pointing to different images, including Drake holding a mortar and pestle, 6ix9ine in an orange shirt, and album covers for Gorillaz and Common. Text at the bottom identifies 'Rodrigue music - Ring Ring Ring' and a user comment 'Dare I say best song on the album?' Social media engagement metrics are visible, showing millions of likes, hundreds of comments, and shares.

Chemical

22 views · Amir De OG · 1 year ago

Fucking America my ass, INDIA FOR LIFE!!!! 💩🦶🍲🪔

The image shows a split comparison between vegan food in America and vegan food in India. On the top left are two 'wojak' figures next to two burgers labeled 'vegan'. The text reads: 'Here's a vegan meal that tastes like meat using the power of chemicals and preservatives.' On the top right the figure is shocked and says, 'WOW, it tastes like just like meat, and no animals where harmed!' On the bottom left are two turban-wearing characters next to two bowls of what appears to be Indian curry. The text reads: 'Using the powers of spices and herbs, we made this meal taste great, even with out the use of meat.' On the bottom right is another turban-wearing character that says, 'Thank you for this meal'.

Nose

21 views · Toast ツ · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a comment section on a website. The comments feature a back-and-forth between multiple users including Jake, amyyy342, Toast4128, and Wade.

Kid

15 views · ohio nugget · 3 years ago

the one kid in your class that eats super loud

A cartoon fish is eating a burger with the text '[CHEWING LOUDLY]' below him.