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Slide

2 years ago
Two images side-by-side. On the left, a metal slide. On the right, a yellow tube slide. Text above both images says: "One burned you alive and the other one electrocuted you with static."
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    • Score

    3 months ago
    A black background with a small, rectangular block in the center. The block has a dense pattern of tiny red and green dots, like digital noise or camouflage. Above the block, the text "+10000" is displayed. Below the block, the text "+00001" is displayed, but it is rotated upside down.
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    Stephen Hawking

    7 years ago

    Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.

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    • Sweater

    3 years ago

    I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.

    So I got another one free of charge.

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    • Pikachu

    4 years ago

    In America, you catch Pikachu. In Soviet Russia, Pikachu catches you.

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