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Out in new whip

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2020:

The image is a comparison of what people thought 2020 would be like versus how it actually turned out. The top row shows optimistic scenarios like new movies, a better president than Trump, and a general feeling that things would improve after 2019. The bottom row illustrates the harsh reality of 2020 with the coronavirus, quarantine, stores closed, and racist cops killing George Floyd. The text in the image says: "What we think 2020 will be like" and "What 2020 turned out to be" . Under "What we think 2020 will be like" there are speech bubbles with the text "New movies like Scoob and the new Spongebob movie", "New MCU Phase", "A better president than Trump" and "Because 2019 was trash, 2020 has to be better!". Under "What 2020 turned out to be" there are the following speech bubbles: "Coronavirus", "Comes to America Quarantine", "Everything is closed and out of stock", and "Racist cops kill George Floyd".

Heroin Monkey

An image of Aladdin holding a magic lamp with a blue genie beside him. The text says, "Aladdin taught me that good things happen to those who rub one out."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a phone screen with a sad Bart Simpson face on top and the text "Fake Smile". Further down it says "one of those nights", followed by a music player with the song "Hope" by XXXTENTACION playing. The screen also shows a message from "Mom" saying "Clean your poop out the shower NOW!!!! This is the 17th time."

Face mcshooty

A photo shows two flashlights pointing to the bottom of a closed door with the text "ladies please just hear me out".

Wade

The image shows a series of posts. The first post asks, "Remember in college you were making out with Betty from your CompSci class and she put a finger up your butt. So you started questioning your sexual preference?" with a reply, "IT WAS MY FINGER BARRY!". The second post starts with, "Remember when you were jacking off with no clothes on for the first time just to try it out? Remember when your Mom walked by and saw everything, even though you were sure that you had closed the door?" followed by the reply, "It was me, Barry! I opened the door! And don't think for a moment that I didn't see everything too!!". The third post reads, "Remember that wet dream that ruined your favorite cartoon bed spread as a teen?!" with the reply "IT WAS ME, BARRY! I JERKED YOU OFF IN YOUR SLEEP!!"

Heroin Monkey

Anonymous 10/15/14(Wed)19:11:37 No.5329752
how are slovenia and slovakia different?
same flag, similar names
Anonymous 10/15/14(Wed)21:48:03 No.5329982
>>53297529
how are your face and your ass different?
both look the same, shit comes out, dicks go in

Hollow Knight Beater

Hollow Knight Meme

A drawing of a character with a dark head and red eyes. The text says: "tfw the towels come out of the dryer all warm".

TechPriestGotDrip

The image shows a group of Bionicle figures with text above them that says "when the squad find out bionicle memes are back".

kanade otonokoji

PIZZA

A news headline states "Armed Pizza Hut Employee Shoots And Kills 1 of 3 Armed Robbers While Defending Himself & The Store". Below that, a person is wearing a pizza box on their head, a white apron with red spots, and holding a pizza peel. At the bottom, the text says, "Nobody out pizzas the hut".

edgar ;)

so true

The meme shows a dialogue between a mother and her child on Mother's day. The mother asks, "So where are you taking me out to eat?" The child replies, "There's food at the house." The lower part of the meme shows two close-up images of the face of a smiling man.

Malia Mills

Funny Moments that happens:

The image shows a dog with wide eyes and an open mouth. Around the dog are various text bubbles, some in different colors, expressing a sense of panic about forgetting PE class and being late.

Chri5

Crap, not again

An image shows a painting of a man with a halo holding a book. Text reads: "When the ceremony's been over for hours and you remember you didn't take the baby out of the water after the baptism." The book reads "AMORIS LAETITIA".

chunkemunke 2.0

Brutha was caught lacking

A boy with dark hair is sitting at a school desk, holding a laptop. The laptop screen shows a website with rows of posters. The boy is looking sideways at the camera.

Heroin Monkey

A person wearing a white cowboy hat and sunglasses is looking down. Text overlaid on the image says, "getting escorted out of a gun show for rating them based off mouth feel".

MEME LORD

The image shows a tweet by Stanford F. Pines, PhD. He tweeted, 'It appears that there are 4 inches of snow today.' The tweet is above a picture of a hole in the snow, which is where he took the measurement.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a tweet that says "the actual FBI showed up to my parents house because of this post" with another tweet saying "get out there and vote". Underneath there is a picture of a bomb with the word "Ballot" under it and an image of the supreme court with "Ballot BOX" under it.

Ogga🤫🧏‍♀️

Comment if you can relate🤌

The meme shows two images. The first is an image of Michael Scott looking tense and the text "ME" above it. The second image is of a crying cat and the text "MY SISTER" above it. The text above both images says "Me: *Sneaking out with my sister* My sister: *Stubs her toe*"

Heroin Monkey

A Twitter post with a user asking a hypothetical question about getting their penis stuck in a ketchup bottle, followed by two replies.

Heroin Monkey

A screencap of a Pornhub video featuring a man standing in front of six plates of pasta. The title reads "What is the most fuckable pasta? I fucked 6 different pastas to find out!" The video has 134,867 views, an 88% rating, and was posted 10 months ago.

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