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Heroin Monkey

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Polymer balls that are invisible in water
IMAGINE PUTTING LIKE 10 IN SOMEONE'S BATH AND THEY
GET IN THEY JUST START FREAKING OUT BECAUSE
THERES SOMETHING TOUCHING ME BUT THERES NOTHING
IN THE FUCKING WATER WHAT THE FUCK OMFG
you're not thinking big enough
make them in the shape of people with huge long fingers and hide
one in every swimming pool in America
please calm down satan

RapBoat

The meme shows a comparison between Lil Pump and J.Cole. The top left panel shows a picture of Lil Pump and says "lil pump" below. The top right panel shows J.Cole and says "J.Cole" below. The bottom left panel says "fuck j cole" and the bottom right says "fuck the rest i'm the best nigga out" (possibly pro-j cole)

Heroin Monkey

A drawing of a rifle with a pink bow and skirt, it is blushing, with a magazine next to it. The text says "Oh master, you took my m-magazine out. What are you going to p-put in there...?"

RubiksProbablyWasntTaken

Ok guys so like hear me out.

$A close up image of a shattered glass with a bullet hole in the middle. The glass is heavily cracked with fractures radiating outwards from the center.$

Heroin Monkey

A picture of Freddie Mercury in what looks like a quiz show setup. Four multiple choice answers are displayed: A: to break free, B: to ride my bicycle, C: it all, and D: to make a supersonic man out of you. The question is "I want...".

Thoughtless

The image shows a spaceship moving above a destroyed landscape. The text on top of the image says, "Aliens finding out what Americans use their healthcare money for." The image also includes the text "@JOJOS_PHOPHOS" and "Lynved Skynyrd - Free Bird".

Heroin Monkey

A quiz titled "Quiz - Do I Have Autism" asking the user to "Take this 2 minute quiz and find out if you have the most common signs." above an arrow pointing right.

SlothyMemes

A sloth is being held by two people, with the text "Me looking at my friends as I'm being thrown out of the bar." overlaid on the image.

Unimportant Intelligence

heh

The image has a black background and white text that reads, "DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU CAN'T BREATHE FAST AND STICK YOUR TONGUE OUT AT THE SAME TIME?" Below that is "GOOD BOY! NOW, SIT AND ROLL!"

Unimportant Intelligence

Best president

The image shows a black and white photograph of Teddy Roosevelt. Above the picture there is text that says: "did you know? A man once pointed two guns at Teddy Roosevelt and insisted that he pour drinks for the entire bar. Teddy said, 'Well, if I've got to, I've got to,' then stood up, knocked the guy out with three punches, and took his guns away." The image also has a photo source and a website at the bottom: "PHOTO: WIKIMEDIACOMMONS" and "DIDYOUKNOWFACTS.COM".

Face mc shooty

The image shows an anime character sitting alone, looking pensive or sad, with the text "Pov: How it feels when one of your favourite person turns out to be a lesson of life."

countryhumans memes

Woody and Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story. The meme text "Countryballs when they find out about Countryhumans. Countryballs Countryhumans" is written in white, Impact font on a black background.

not_pimi_gal2009

When someone created Queen Elizabeth ii out of clay :/

A slightly caricatured clay figure of Queen Elizabeth II, with a blue hat and dress, smiling.

Wade

“Get out of my face clown.”(sorry for low quality)

The image shows a scene from an animated series where a character says "Get out of my face, clown" to the Joker. Below this is another shot of the Joker from the same animation and the text "Which one?". In the bottom part of the image are four stone heads with different facial expressions.

RapBoat

Chat is this real??

A picture of Drake in a jacket with a circular inset image of Shaq. Text on the image reads "NEWS", "DRAKE CALLS OUT SHAQ TO A TICKLE FIGHT WITH NO CLOTHES ON" and "Betting odds are at Drake -250 & Shaq +175"

Heroin Monkey

The image is a screenshot of a 4chan post with green text on a black background. It depicts a dystopian scenario in a future where Hillary Clinton has become a supreme ruler and implemented a series of drastic measures.

Ness Plays

Stonkzer (We kicked Thonk out) by Stonk Boi, Mr. Troll, Crackbag, and Elmo

A group of four characters stand side-by-side against a solid blue background. From left to right: Tom Nook, the Stonks guy, the Trollface, and Elmo. A small image of Mike Wazowski with the text "SILLY INC" is in the top-left corner. The text "STONKZER" appears at the top of the image.

Adolf Nigler

The image is a bingo grid with nine cells. The first row of cells lists the categories 'X', 'Naked', 'Half Naked', and 'Clothed'. The first cell in the second row has the text 'Afraid', and the cell below contains an image of the cover of the tv show 'Naked and Afraid'. The second cell in this row contains a picture of a cartoon character with a crazy expression. The third cell contains an image of women with burqas. The first cell in the third row has the text 'Half Afraid', and the cell below it shows four children without clothes. The second cell contains a picture with the text 'I am completely half afraid to think'. The third cell shows a man holding glasses with an expression of shock and fear. The first cell of the final row has the text 'Brave'. The cell below contains a picture of a David's statue. The second cell shows a women's bottom and legs being bent over. The last cell shows men with rifles and headscarves.

Anonymous

Shitpost-master general

A black and white drawing of a girl in a school uniform with her finger to her lips. Speech bubbles around her read, "If people find out I talked to you my reputation will be ruined!" and "Now, don't tell anyone, ok?"

Heroin Monkey

Are you out of mind!
Why do you carry those bricks!
Now is bedtime!
I'm tryna get like you
mama I mean you got
them airbag titties
like hubba hubba
honk honk type shitt
wanna know what it
feels like to carry
around all that
weight you been
carrying around all
your life I mean at
least since you was 14
not that I would've
been into it at that
age I'm just sayin like
you got them
bazooka bubble
breast and I'm tryna
chew on that
experience got me
bricked up fr fr

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