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Rug

A dog wearing a top hat and a suit, with a cigar in his mouth. The text above and below the image says: "Jeeves, put out the Persian rugs. I wish to drag my anus."

Memes

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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14
1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

Demon

I will not stop the Hazbin Hotel/HB memes!

A comic strip shows the interaction between two cartoon characters, Husk and Angel. Angel is flirting with Husk in the first panel, asking how the cutest demon in hell is doing. In the second panel, Husk is shown looking annoyed. The third panel shows Husk asking Angel how they are doing. The fourth panel shows Angel responding that they are fine. The fifth panel shows Angel smirking after having flirted with Husk. The last panel shows an exhausted Husk. There is the text "Minigma 2020" in the middle of the comic, and in the bottom right of the comic, there is the text "TOOL".

Cigarette

The image shows a cartoon landscape with many reddish, tree-like plants. On top of the image are the words "Man if only I had a place to put out my cigarette." followed by "My daughter's forehead:"

Memes

sorry pancreatic
cancer but i
dont think you
qualify as an emotion
this is bullshit
you let spongebob in
sponging out is an
important step in a
persons life how about
you read a fucking book

Christmas

Credit to the original uploaded

The image is a four-panel comic strip of a yellow bird wearing a Christmas hat and scarf. In the first panel, the bird sits on a perch near a window with the caption "this is the best time of the year!". The second panel shows a hand petting the bird with the caption "human stays home to scritch me more". In the third panel, the bird is near a Christmas tree with the caption "human also puts out more perches". The fourth panel shows the bird next to a present with the caption "and makes some shredding toys just for me!".

Depression

The image shows an advertisement for an "Autism Test" by FREEQUIZGAMES. The ad features a rainbow-colored infinity symbol made of circles, and a blue "START TEST" button below it. Above the image is the text "Seeing this advert just took me out of my depression."

Fact

Good being

The image shows a list titled "10 Fun Facts." The facts include instructions that lead the reader to check their own behavior, such as breathing with their tongue out, checking if they skipped number 5, and realizing they have been tricked. The text at the bottom says, "Share this with friends and leave a like."

Memes

Are you out of mind!
Why do you carry those bricks!
Now is bedtime!
I'm tryna get like you
mama I mean you got
them airbag titties
like hubba hubba
honk honk type shitt
wanna know what it
feels like to carry
around all that
weight you been
carrying around all
your life I mean at
least since you was 14
not that I would've
been into it at that
age I'm just sayin like
you got them
bazooka bubble
breast and I'm tryna
chew on that
experience got me
bricked up fr fr

Introvert

Introverts

The image shows a four-panel cartoon with two characters from Beavis and Butt-head. The first panel shows them jogging with the text "Jogging sucks." The second panel shows one character looking annoyed with the text "The sun sucks." The third panel shows them walking with the text "Walking sucks." The last panel shows them sitting with the text "This town sucks."

Vr

A screenshot of comments on a social media platform. The first comment praises VR for experiences like boxing, zombie apocalypse, lightsaber fights, and 'porn' (represented by a corn emoji). A reply asks 'Which porn?' The original commenter responds, explaining they accidentally clicked 'for women' thinking it was 'four women' and ended up with a 'boner' (represented by an eggplant emoji) in their virtual face, describing it as the 'Gayest experience' of their life.

Quarantine

quarantine be like:

The image is a two-panel drawing, with a shocked anime character above text saying "All of us coming out of quarantine". The lower panel shows a grinning anime character with the text "Social interactions. You remember me?"

Rule

Guide to surviving Scream(1996)

The image displays the text: "The Rules of Surviving a Horror Movie in Scream (1996). According to Wes Craven's horror slasher movie Scream (1996), these are the rules to surviving a horror movie: 1. Never say "who's there". 2. Don't have sex. 3. Don't drink or do drugs. 4. Never say "I'll be right back". 5. Everyone is a suspect. 6. Never go out to investigate a strange noise. Bonus: The supposedly dead killer may come back to life in the end for one final scare." On the right, there is a depiction of the Ghostface mask.

Face

Which one?

The image is a three-panel cartoon. In the top panel, a man in a lab coat points angrily at the Joker, saying, "Get out of my face, clown." The second panel shows only the Joker smiling wickedly, with text, "Which one?" under him. The third panel shows four stone sculptures with faces.

Pasta

for big dave fan

A man is presenting six plates with different pasta dishes on a table, next to a vertical ranking board. The text says: "What is the most Fuckable Pasta? I Fucked 6 different Pastas to Find Out!" and is presented on a Pornhub interface.

Coming out

The image is a meme with text at the top that says "Things To Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out" and below that, in quotes, "I'm gayer." Underneath, there's a picture of a man in a red beanie looking at another person with a dark complexion.

Switch

Two Nintendo Switch consoles are sitting side-by-side on the wire rack inside a lit oven. One console has blue and red Joy-Cons attached, and the other appears to be a Switch Lite or the main console with grey Joy-Cons. The oven interior is visible.

Bro

A meme featuring a man smiling with text above him that says, "when bro ran out of 🥜 so you whip out your dihh and touch tips with him and 🥜 in his dihh so he gets a refill."

Forklift

The meme shows a split image. The top part is a screenshot of a character from Team Fortress 2 on the phone, saying "I don't care if I only hit his bloody ear. I want my cash, and I want my immunity, Joe, that was the bloody deal, alright? Did you not take your pills this morning or something, Joe?". The bottom part shows Joe Biden on the phone in front of a field filled with forklifts, saying "No, no, I just want to find out if I can return 23 forklifts here. This morning men unloaded them onto my lawn and demanding money. No warning. I just want to know where I can send them back."

People

Shitpost-master general

A black and white drawing of a girl in a school uniform with her finger to her lips. Speech bubbles around her read, "If people find out I talked to you my reputation will be ruined!" and "Now, don't tell anyone, ok?"

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