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Wade

No parents. No mercy.

The image shows a split panel with the same cartoon character in two different moods. The top panel shows the character smiling with a thumbs up and the text "Teachers when the students are wrong but their parents are there." The bottom panel shows the same character looking angry with red glowing eyes and the text "Teachers when the students are wrong but their parents are not there."

GG Miller

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Blach66.1

A man with a shocked expression and hands on his head is shown below text that states that anyone can use the n-word if the goal is equality.

Wade

FNAF in a nutshell

The image is a two-panel comparison. The top panel shows a yellow bear character in a car looking shocked, with the text "How are you not dead?" The bottom panel shows a rabbit character with a purple bow tie and a wide grin standing on a road with a destroyed section in the background, saying "I have no idea!".

Wade

I guess it’s a big deal

The image shows a comparison of two different versions of the video game character Mario from behind. The left version of Mario is slightly larger than the right one. Above them is written: "Aw hell no! Nintendo nerfed Marios damage on goombas!"

✨Jassy✨

😑😑

The image shows a light brown dog with a suspicious expression. The text on the image says "THAT'S SUSPICIOUS..." Above the dog, additional text reads "when u have no assignments due and time to relax."

✨Jassy✨

Me today and everyday in existence

Two cats lying down, seemingly exhausted. One cat is leaning against the wall, with its mouth open. The text on the image says: "When you need to clean but have no motivation so you just sit there for a while like".

Chriss

No more horny

An anime girl with white hair and red eyes is holding a gun to her own chin.

✨Jassy✨

Reality is a bitch

The image shows a green dumpster engulfed in flames, with the word "REALITY" superimposed on the image. Above the image, the text says: "Friend: How's your life going? Me: Everything's fine."

✨Jassy✨

FR

A meme image with two people. The text above the image reads "THEM: OMG! HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN SO LONG! WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN UP TO? ME:". Below the image it says "I JUST EXIST NOW. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO PURPOSE AT ALL.". The text "@MEMESTODISCUSSINTHERAPY" is in the middle of the image.

✨Jassy✨

YALL I FOUND MEGAMINDS MOM

A woman with a huge bouffant hairstyle is standing in a kitchen. The text above reads: "Hairstylist: Whatchu want? Her: Ever had your mind blown? Hairstylist: Say no more."

i love cheeks and toes bruh

ill suck on that big toe for 5 bucks in the back of an alley way to be honest

The image consists of two parts. On the left, there is an image of a 'Foot by the Foot' candy package with the text "NO ARTIFICIAL FLAVORS" and "HAND FREE". The package shows feet with arms instead of legs. The text also says, "35lb (15875.7g) ROLL 1 [25.36 FEET PER ROLL] PER FOOT 9001 CALORIES 5 TOENAILS 0 BUNIONS". On the right, there is an image of a single foot with a large toe and the text "imagine if we had one giant toe instead of multiple little ones". There are also small feet in heels shown in the upper left corner.

Mr. CheezFartz

Of course!

A photograph shows a slice of bread placed on top of a huge block of cheese. A second slice of bread is visible underneath the cheese block. Above the cheese, the text reads: "Because there's no such thing as too much cheese."

ligmaballs2.0

wt

The image uses the Drake meme format. In the top panel, Drake is shown with a disapproving expression, hand up as if to say no, next to the text "Chance a virus with a 99.97% recovery rate." In the bottom panel, Drake is smiling and pointing with a finger, as if in agreement, next to the text "Alter my DNA from an experimental vaccine, with NO liability, from a corrupt industry." There is a text label FALSE in a red box on the left.

Blach66.1

A close-up image of Megamind with a slightly tilted head, looking directly at the viewer. The text "NO TOILET PAPER?" is superimposed at the top of the image.

I'm The NIGGA You Dream Of

So that's why...

A picture of Chuck Norris with the text "CHUCK NORRIS HAS BEEN TO MARS. THAT'S WHY THERE ARE NO SIGNS OF LIFE."

Centrebro

HARRY POTTER MEMES

The image contains a collage of different scenes and text from the Harry Potter movies. In one image, Umbridge says 'ADMIT IT. YOU WANTED HER DEAD MORE THAN VOLDEMORT!' Another image contains Dumbledore saying 'I'M SORRY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS, BUT NO SPELL CAN REAWAKEN THE DEAD, HARRY. I TRUST YOU KNOW THAT. EXCEPT FOR THE TIME TURNER. WE'LL USE THAT TO SAVE BUCKBEAK.' Another image says 'Neville's parents... They suffered something worse than death. What?' Another image shows Voldemort with the text 'VOLDEMORT IS AFTER SOMETHING. SOMETHING HE DIDN'T HAVE LAST TIME. A NOSE?' Another image shows Harry and Ron with Hermione, and the text 'I HAVE MY ARMY' 'WE HAVE NOSES'. Another image shows a random woman saying 'ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS RUN STRAIGHT INTO THAT BRICK WALL OVER THERE AND YOU'LL END UP ON PLATFORM 9 AND 3/4. RANDOM WOMAN YOU'VE JUST MET TELLS YOU TO RUN INTO A BRICK WALL IN ORDER TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE.' and 'SOUNDS LEGIT'. Another image asks 'Why is the Ravenclaw symbol an eagle? What other animal would you want it to be?'. and 'maybe, a Raven?'. The last image has the text 'HOW TO BUILD A PREST'

AG3.0

An image of a library or study area with several partitioned desks. The text overlay says, "I had no idea those desks exist."

Alora💕

Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost

The image is a screenshot of a post on worstjokesever.com, displaying a conversation thread with several comments. It includes comments like 'Congratulations. No one gives a shit', 'Feeling right, looking tight. Come get the drinking shots on the rocks' and 'Ofc you're using song lyrics because you can't talk for yourself'.

ADHD autist

Uh, WHO?!

The image shows a screenshot of the Cleverbot website. The text "cleverbot" is at the top in colorful letters. Below it, "10166 people talking" is written. The chatbot conversation reads: "Do I exist?" "Yes you do." "Do I?" "Do you think you do?" "I have no idea!" Then, "She's pretty" is written followed by a share button. A text input field says "say to cleverbot...".

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