New HI Memes - Page 10 - Worst Jokes Ever

He is cominggggg!

The image shows a meme with text above two pictures. The text reads: "*John Wick's dog dies naturally* His friend: Don't be sad. God gives life and god takes it. John Wick: So you mean god killed my dog. God:". Underneath the text, there are two images of a statue of Jesus. The left image shows the statue looking to the left. The right image shows the statue looking straight ahead with a surprised facial expression.

KHONSHU

The image depicts a character with a bird skull head and a wrapped mummy-like body pointing with a finger against a dark background and a moon crescent behind it. The text says: I WANT YOU TO BREAK HIS WINDPIPE!

A still from a movie showing Voldemort and Dumbledore having a conversation. Voldemort asks Dumbledore, "Can you show me some magic tricks?" Dumbledore exclaims, "CAN I?!" The text below states, "...and then, Voldemort swore his revenge on Dumbledore for taking his nose away..."

When strict parents👍

The text on the image reads: "Jas: or shows a pic of my dead bf bc my dad snapped his neck."

Bro got his priorities straight

A comic book style image shows two male characters. The left character has grey hair and is shooting with a large gun at an explosion. In the background, metallic robots are moving forward. The right character is Deadpool, who is sitting down and playing a handheld game. There is a speech bubble coming from the left character that says, "REALLY?! You're playing that now?"

Man is making his own volcanic eruption

The image shows a pipe with an orange glow appearing to be a volcanic eruption. The text says "When the guy upstairs ate Taco Bell."

A photo of IShowSpeed and Cristiano Ronaldo. On the bottom is a text stating "NEWS ISHOWSPEED FOUND DEAD AFTER CHOKING ON RONALDO'S BALLS. The dick riding was too insane it ended up causing his death. SN".

Ah yes this website is made out of the website

The image is a three-panel cartoon meme. The first panel shows a monster with multiple eyes and fangs saying, "A father has his role as the father." The second panel shows a pale woman with red marks on her face saying, "and the mother has her role as the mother." The third panel shows Buzz Lightyear with his arm extended into a phallic shape saying, "hmm yes the floor here is made out of floor."

Hi this is me

A pixelated image of a possum with a pink and white background. The possum is light pink with black eyes, a gray ear, and yellow teeth. It has a gray body, a blue and pink tail. The image has a retro, pixel-art style.

Help

A screenshot of a chat. At the top is a video of a child stating "I AM ADOLF HITLER. COMMANDER OF THE THRID REICH. LITTLE KNOWN FACT ALSO DOPE ON ZE MIC." Underneath, the chat continues with "Bro getting horny. And that's his little sister too. Exactly. Alabama go wild."

wheelchair creed

Once upon a time, there was a man named Jake who woke up one morning to find his wife and her wheelchair missing. He searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, he put up posters all over town offering a reward.

A yellow sign with black stripes around the edges. It reads: ATTENTION, WIFE AND WHEELCHAIR MISSING! REWARD FOR WHEELCHAIR. It also says, FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM FOR MORE @GOINGONCETWICESOLD

wheelchair creed

Once upon a time, there was a woman named Sarah who woke up one morning to find her husband and his wheelchair missing. She searched high and low, but they were nowhere to be found. Desperate to find them, she put up posters all over town offering a reward.

A yellow sign with black stripes. It says "Attention" at the top, followed by "Husband and wheelchair missing!" and "Reward for wheelchair". At the bottom there is small print "follow me on Instagram for more @goingonectwicesold".

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first person asks, "Hi how old are you?" The second person replies "14" and asks, "Bout' you?" The first person replies, "You're so young. I'm 32 yrs old. But age is just a number" with an emoji. The second person says, "Yeah... you know what else is a number?" followed by "911".

His perfect pet

The image shows three side-by-side comparisons. On the left, Thor is shown in three progressively smiling close-ups, wearing a helmet in the top two images. On the right are three different close-ups of a fluffy, light-brown rabbit. The rabbit also has a sweet smile in the bottom picture.

A video game cover featuring Waluigi stuck inside a vending machine. The cover reads "Waluigi gets his Halloween stuck in a vending machine (remastered)". There is also a rating label with the letter "M" on it. The game is for the Wii U.

The image shows a close-up of a character's eyes looking wide, with text above reading "Lady at the mall: *Talking to her friend from work she ran into while shopping.* Me, watching her annoying kid get his foot stuck in the escalator."

A picture of Vector from Despicable Me saying 'Oh, yeah!' with the text 'When Dad smashes your Xbox so you smash his wife' above him.

Funny Test Answers #6

A test paper with the title "Pre Test - Answer these questions as accurately as possible" written on it. The student's answers are written in ink. The answers are often unexpected and witty, leading to the teacher giving the student an A+ for creativity and an F for the overall exam. Some of the questions include "In which battle did Napoleon die?", "What is the main reason for divorce?", and "How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?".

A four-panel image shows a man leaning into a car window asking a woman for a ride downtown. The woman replies that she won't give him a lift because she's looking for a one night stand.

the pokemon meme collector

mr bean is that you

A meme featuring an image of Mr. Bean's face on a Pokemon card. The card includes the text "Weird face Lv.69", "100 HP", "BASIC", "Weird face attack. This creepy guy attack stares at you with a creepy face. After a minute of staring, you become paralyzed", "Laser eyes", "80", "This creepy guy shoots a powerful laser from his creepy staring eyes.", "Justin Bieber is demented!!!", "Ilus, By John Li", "-fake card-".