New Explain Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Parent

49 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 month ago

A screenshot of a tweet from @drink2beers that says: "when my parents keep asking me why I don't have a girlfriend for Valentine's Day and I GENUINELY have to explain to them who Benjamin Netanyahu is". Below the text is a picture of actor Jonah Hill wearing a suit, looking exhausted with his eyes closed, rubbing the bridge of his nose/eye area in frustration.

Car

218 views · D34DL7 N!GHTSH4D3S · 2 months ago

..do i even need to explain ts..

A screenshot from a game, likely Roblox, showing a car with a full rainbow gradient paint job. A character with a smug face is driving. A speech bubble above the car says "why wont my car go straight".

Version

8 views · Anonymous · 3 months ago

A four-panel meme using the "You Guys Are Getting Paid?" template. The characters' faces are replaced with heads of animatronics from Five Nights at Freddy's. Panel 1 shows the Puppet saying "I CAN EXPLAIN". Panel 2 shows Balloon Boy saying "YOU EXIST IN 5 DIFFERENT VERSIONS WHILE I HAVE ONLY 3". Panel 3 shows Mr. Hippo saying "3? I ONLY HAVE ONE". Panel 4 shows a boy labeled "PHANTOM BONNIE" asking "YOU GUYS EXIST?"

Electronics

79 views · Shitpost master-general · 3 months ago

Explain Bear won’t understand because he’s retarded.

A political cartoon by Glenn McCoy showing a street scene in Baltimore. The "BALTIMORE TVs & ELECTRONICS" and "LIQUOR & CIGARS" stores are on fire with broken windows, and looters are running away with an HDTV and beer. The "BELTS & SUSPENDERS" store remains completely untouched and open for business, suggesting the looters have no interest in belts.

Cartoon

46 views · Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago

A muscular man with sunglasses on his head is in turquoise water, covering his mouth with his hand, looking as if he's holding back a laugh or expressing disbelief. Overlay text reads: 'teen titans go after running out of fart jokes so they explain the haulacaust to 5 year olds'.

Hamster

22 views · Heroin Monkey · 7 months ago

What is eh on abt

Online comment

55 views · RapBoat · 7 months ago

A screenshot of a dark-themed YouTube comment section. The main content is a lengthy comment from a user named "IvanLubin" which starts with "IQ?" and discusses the high IQ supposedly needed to understand Playboi Carti's music, referencing theoretical physics, nihilism, and Russian literature. It calls those who dislike Carti "idiots." The comment then shifts to praising Kanye West's album "DONDA" as a "cultural reset," followed by a comparison of choosing "Dinner with Jay Z" over $500,000 for financial success. The comment abruptly ends with a bizarre, explicit, and disturbing fantasy about wanting to have a baby with "Travis," describing the birth process in graphic detail. A red circle highlights the last few lines of the comment, which detail the desire to have a baby.

Explain Bear

21 views · YumMan · 11 months ago

Explain Bear i hate you

The image is a comic strip. In the first panel, a group sits around a table and one says, "How do we get rid of Explain Bear?" The second panel shows three responses: "Burn him", "Eat him", and "We don't." The final panel shows the "We don't" guy smirking while someone is thrown out of a building window.

Bear

10 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot from an explanation of a meme. The text says: "Explanation Experiment Explain Bear. Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is so bad it's good, or maybe it's just plain bad. The punchline is that Explain bear is gay. So what? Also, it is confirmed (wink)."

Exclamation

10 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

Slang

3 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

bro didnt even get the words right

An image shows Explain Bear explaining the meaning of "icl ts pmo". It means:
ICL: I am dead
TS: That sucks
PMO: Put me on.

Year

11 views · Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A muscular man stands waist-deep in clear water. Text overlay reads, "teen titans go after running out of fart jokes so they explain the haulacaust to 5 year olds."

Bear

4 views · Apollo · 1 year ago

Wth

A screenshot of a post. It shows a bear cartoon named "Explain Bear" delivering a monologue regarding the fact that someone made a joke about it being gay.

Reader

5 views · Anonymous · 1 year ago

A meme with the text "Do you think Explain-r can read this?" written in a variety of fonts, colors and angles.

Explain why

10 views · Pankake · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a Google search bar with the text 'explain why' entered. Below the search bar are Google Suggestions, which include the queries 'explain why', 'explain why you are interested in this position', and 'why is it important to explain why'.

Bear

4 views · Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

i made explain bear crack

A blurry image of a white bear with its mouth wide open, facing the camera.

Dare

5 views · Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

explain bear pull up I dare you >:(

A small, tabby kitten is sitting down and pointing a black handgun forward.

Hell

21 views · LtPancakes98 · 1 year ago

i keep asking explain bear to make me welcome since im new but why dont you

Two men are handling a pot in a basin. A close-up of a man's bulging belly is shown below. The text says: "I don't know what they cooking but that tummy looks happy as hell."

Video Game

5 views · LtPancakes98 · 1 year ago

care to explain bitch? it seems thats what youre good at

The image shows a text box that contains the text "Explain Bear. Alright, listen up, you smoothbrain. You're here 'cause you don't know that Doom Eternal is a first-person shooter, not a driving game. There ain't no cars to customize, see? The image shows a search result mixin' up Doom Eternal with GTA. The car customization is a GTA thing. You got it? You just mixed up two different video games."

Car

4 views · LtPancakes98 · 1 year ago

plz explain how there's cars in doom eternal

A screenshot of a Google search bar that says "is it free to customize my car in" and shows drop-down suggestions "in doom eternal", "in gta 5", "in gta 5 online", and "in gta online".