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PurplePanda

Did yall know this?

The image states that it's a fact of American history that three Founding Father Presidents: John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, and James Monroe, died on July 4, the Independence Day anniversary.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows two parts. The top part contains a news article stating "Original artist behind the toy car town play rug dies at age 97", alongside a photo of an elderly man and a picture of a toy car play rug. The bottom part shows a green Pepe the Frog with teary eyes, saluting.

Wade

Maid Outfit

A comic panel with a character wearing a white outfit with a hood asking "YOU GONNA KILL ME, ZODIAC?" A figure in a black mask replies "KILL YOU?? HOW WOULD YOU PUT ON THE MAID OUTFIT IF I KILLED YOU?" The white character replies, "I'VE DIED BEFORE, AND... WAIT, THE WHAT?!" The masked character says "ON SECOND THOUGHT, IT MIGHT BE EASIER THAT WAY. GOOD CALL!"

Heroin Monkey

A four-panel meme. The top row is labeled "MOVIE LEAKS". The left image shows a Wojak wearing a mask over a sad face, with the text "This character dies". The right image shows a crying Wojak with glasses, screaming, with the text "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!". The bottom row is labeled "RADIATION LEAKS". The left image shows a distorted Wojak face with red blotches, multiple eyes, and mushrooms growing from its head, with the text "bLURGH GHSAAGHLR". The right image shows a human skull with melting skin and exposed bone, with the text "My Skin is literally Melting".

DaRey1Cray

A cartoonish drawing of Monkey D Luffy from One Piece with a dark skin tone and dreadlocks, wearing his signature straw hat, red vest, and blue pants. Text above him reads "Mi like Monkey D Luffy, buh. Instead ah king ah pirates mi gwine bi di king ah WJE."

Anonymous

A Minecraft character face is on the left side of the image and on the right side, a text that says: "Nobody dies a virgin, life fucks us all. - Nerf @nerfgraham2013."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a text message exchange. The dad says 'Your uncle Mark died' followed by 'We are planning on cremating him' with fire and skull emojis. The child replies, 'Dad, that's not how we use emojis.'

BellaTrix

A two-panel image of a chihuahua. On the left, the dog looks angry and is scolding "WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN! NO NOTE! CAR GONE! YOU COULD'VE DIED! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SEEN!" on the right, the dog looks cute and is saying "Hello Harry, dear!"

Heroin Monkey

1) buy a lobster
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My friend is in forensics and works on crime
scenes. They find a woman laying on the
bathroom floor with a head wound and live
baby shrimp on the floor with a smell of burnt
residue. After 3 days of investigation, they
figured out what happened.
Long story short, she bought a lobster from
the market. In the market, they feed the
lobster live baby shrimp until they're sold. This
woman brings the lobster home, inserts the
lobster's tail into her vagina, lights a lighter
and puts the flame towards the lobster's head,
so the lobster will frantically start shaking his
tail (which is inside her vagina), giving her the
jollies. Apparently she killed the lobster from
burning his head too long, the lobster, being
dead, voids his bowels, causing this lobster to
shit live baby shrimp into her vagina. This
woman then goes to pee and sees live baby
shrimp crawling out of her vagina, she freaks
out, falls, and cracks her head open on the
bathtub and dies.
it happened in Chicago in 2001
?
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1) wait for horny
Chicago 2001
"Lobster Love" Incident

Addyson

WE LOVE KENNY (him dies A LOT)

A full body cartoon image of Kenny from South Park wearing his iconic orange parka. He is standing in a hallway and looking forward. The text on the post is: "WE LOVE KENNY (him dies A LOT)"

not_pimi_gal2009

{ before Queen Elizabeth ii died :/ she was cracked at fortnite }

The image shows a split-screen with three panels. The left panel shows a portrait of Queen Elizabeth II with a blue hat. The center panel shows a version of Queen Elizabeth II holding a gun and appearing to be in the game Fortnite with a bright sun and green hills. The right panel shows a weapon from the video game Fortnite.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The meme shows text saying "John Wick's dog dies naturally."
His friend: "Don't be sad. God gives life and God takes it."
John Wick: "So you mean God killed my dog."
God:". Below the text are two images of a statue of a man, who is looking to the side in the first picture. In the second picture, his eyes are wide and he looks worried.

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a quote from Abraham Lincoln stating that the people should overthrow those who pervert the Constitution. Below the quote, there are comments about Abraham Lincoln and a discussion about the ability to pull buttcheeks apart and back together without using hands. The comment section shows usernames and time stamps.

Heroin Monkey

A meme featuring text over an image of a distressed cat being pulled by another cat. The text reads: Me (A Caveman) being dragged to hell because I didn't follow a religion made 3000 years after I died:

DAP ME UP

ima press it

A meme featuring a hand about to press a red button. The text reads: "WILL YOU PRESS THE BUTTON? Michael Jackson comes back to life but The Weekend dies I WILL NOT"

rapboaṯ

NO!!! NOT WIFISKELETON!!!!!!

The image shows a screenshot of an article about the death of hyperpop artist Wifiskeleton who died at age 21 after a suicidal statement and haunting final livestream. The article states that he was reported dead by close friends, with the circumstances surrounding his death still largely unknown, except for fan reports and claims. Above the article, there is a picture of Wifiskeleton.

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Random post #1

The image shows a grid with eight cartoon characters labeled with roles in a zombie apocalypse team. The roles include team leader, brawler, weapons expert, brains, medic, speed fighter, mascot, and the guy who dies first. Each role has a corresponding character. The characters are: Ruby (team leader), nobody (brawler), Lollipop (weapons expert), Teardrop (brains), Leafy (medic), Balloon (speed fighter), Gelatin (mascot), and Bubble (guy who dies first).

RapB0at

W playlist

A screenshot of a music player interface with a dark background. The album art features a stylized drawing of a yellow cat wearing a green hat. The artist name is wifikskeleton, the album name is 'suburban daredevil', and the year is 2024. Below the album details is a list of song titles and play counts: 1. i dont think we'll ever find him (128K plays), 2. whore (84K plays), 3. i keep calling... (127K plays), 4. if you hate me now it would make me pro... (85K plays), 5. ware me out like old clothes. The currently playing song is 'Nope your too late i already died' by wifikskeleton & i wanna be a. The bottom navigation bar shows icons for Home, Samples, Explore, Library, and Upgrade.

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Random post #3

A grid of eight cartoon characters, each with a title. The top row, from left to right, shows a black hole labeled "Team Leader," a blue fan labeled "brawler," a space labeled "nobody" for "weapons expert", and a green broccoli labeled "brains." The second row shows a black remote labeled "medic," a yellow lightning bolt labeled "speed fighter", a purple marker labeled "mascot," and a pie labeled "Guy who dies first." Text at the top says "DEATH PACT again" and "ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE TEAM".

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