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Heroin Monkey

The image contains three panels from the movie "Inside Out" with a 9mm bullet superimposed on the character Joy. In the first panel the bullet says, "Oh my gosh, I'm 9mm bullet." In the second panel, the bullet says, "Where can I put my stuff?" In the third panel, the original characters look at the bullet and the text says "wow a 9mm bullet".

AG

The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows a person with short pink hair and glasses saying 'THERE ARE 76 GENDERS'. The bottom panel shows Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars, looking at the camera and saying 'BEST I CAN DO IS 2'.

Anonymous

The meme shows a split image. The top part is a screenshot of a character from Team Fortress 2 on the phone, saying "I don't care if I only hit his bloody ear. I want my cash, and I want my immunity, Joe, that was the bloody deal, alright? Did you not take your pills this morning or something, Joe?". The bottom part shows Joe Biden on the phone in front of a field filled with forklifts, saying "No, no, I just want to find out if I can return 23 forklifts here. This morning men unloaded them onto my lawn and demanding money. No warning. I just want to know where I can send them back."

Heroin Monkey

A sign that reads: "www.bridgewatercurlingclub.com. You think you can hurt my feelings. I used to hold the fleshlight for my dad."

Anonymous

A billboard shows an advertisement for a food delivery service that says, "Bowl Job for Free."

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

The image is a compilation of several pictures of cats with captions. One cat is running, another looks cute, one is fat and being begged not to be eaten, and another says it can change.

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

A meme featuring a screenshot of a chat where one person expresses their affection for different social media platforms before stating "I like you." The other person responds negatively, leading the first person to retract their statement, claiming it was about YouTube. This is juxtaposed with an image of a Wojak, representing the feeling of rejection.

Heroin Monkey

The meme shows a castle with a skull-shaped entrance, set against a dark and cloudy sky. The text overlay reads, "YOU CAN LIVE IN THIS COOL AND BADASS CASTLE FOR 6 MONTHS RENT FREE BUT NO MORE SMOKING METH AND BEATING YOUR WIFE AND KIDS. COULD YOU DO IT??"

Jazzy💕

Bet. I'm out hoes🖕

A meme shows an exchange where a teacher says the next person that laughs can leave, followed by the text "*Friend looks at me*" and "Me:". An image of a woman spitting out water from her mouth is included.

Heroin Monkey

Still from a video with an orangutan working with a branch. Above the video, white text reads: "Me in my room with an empty Pringles can, 2 sponges, rubber bands, and a latex glove."

A Star Wars Fan

A photo of a group of friends is shown. In the center, a man in shorts appears to have a phallus, which is revealed by the meme's text to be a shoe. The text reads: "How one shoe can ruin a family photo."

Heroin Monkey

A meme shows a conversation where one person asks their mom for "Tucker Carlson", but the mom says they have Tucker Carlson at home. The bottom panel shows a person resembling Tucker Carlson with a banner that reads "CUCKER TARLSON", in the style of Fox News.

Heroin Monkey

A split-panel image. The left panel shows a hand holding playing cards (an ace and a king). The text above reads, "My hands look like this." The right panel shows a hand signing a document titled "Divorce Application". The text above the document reads, "So hers can look like this."

Anonymous

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message reads "Can you rate my butt pics?" The next two messages from the other party are "yes" and "Send." The first person responds with "Ok I'll send later." The other party responds with "okayyyy" and "I'm so excited I'm literally shaking."

Your local comrade

I can now cross it off my bucket list

The image displays the text "Things I Want To Do Before I Die:".

Anonymous

when the bitch tryna start shit

Unimportant Intelligence

how fun

A man is skydiving. The text on the image reads: "Did you know? You can skydive without parachute but only once."

Unimportant Intelligence

It works, my brother has never slept better

A man is lying in bed with a pillow under his head. Text overlay: "DID YOU KNOW? If you hold your breath for a long time you can sleep forever."

countryhumans memes

so true

Two-panel comic. In the first panel, an exchange takes place where one character asks to copy the other's homework. The response is to make it look different so it's not obvious. The second panel shows a country ball on the left, and a country person on the right.

Anonymous

Oop- get called out

A screenshot of a tweet by user @selfluvnbbg. The tweet reads, "What do boys even find attractive about boobs, they are literally balls of fat on my chest. IF YOU CAN LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY CHEST WHY CAN'T YOU LOVE ME FOR THE FAT ON MY STOMACH YOU PIECE OF SHIT."

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