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The image shows a two-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a platypus sits on a grassy hill looking at a blue sky with a yellow sun and birds flying above. The text says, "PLATYPUSES CAN TOTALLY FLY." The second panel shows a closeup of the same platypus who has a sly look on his face and is raising one of his forelimbs. The text says, "THEY JUST CHOOSE NOT TO." There is also a text line saying "(C) ALLIE MANYDEEDS 2016".

rapboat

I can DEFINITELY relate

The image shows a list titled "7 Signs You're Getting Better At Rapping." Next to it is a drawing of a light-skinned man with a serious expression pointing his finger directly at the viewer. Below the list is "HOW TO RAP @HOWTORAPNATION"

Heroin Monkey

A screenshot of math exercises with the text: "Exercises Simplify the following rational algebraic expressions 1. y² + 5x + 4 / y² - 3x - 4 2. -21a²b² / 28a³b³ 3. x² - 9 / x² - 7x + 12 4. m² + 6m + 5 / m² - m - 2 5. x² - 5x - 14 / x² + 4x + 4" Below, there is text that says: "Nah you alone in this one lil bro" followed by emojis.

Heroin Monkey

The meme consists of four panels. In the first panel, Mr. Krabs has a standard appearance and is speaking to Squidward. The text reads, "Look Mr. Squidward! I Paid Plankton to give me Hormonal Treatment!" In the second panel, Mr. Krabs has large breasts and is speaking. The text reads, "Now I don't need to buy food!! I can just live off mi own Milk!!" In the third panel, Mr. Krabs is slurping milk from his own breast. The text reads, "MMMMM MMMM 'Slurrpp' T...Tastes like Crab, Mhmm." In the fourth panel, Squidward looks disgusted.

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A text-based image consisting of a series of posts. The first post from "frickdun" says "[slides nasa $20] so, tell me about the aliens". Then "nightcoremoon" replies, "aliens: [slide nasa $40] nasa: Imao what aliens". The final post by "candy5hark11" says "nasa, with $60, holding back tears: we can finally afford some more space rocks".

Sooploosh MacSchnibble

A large, colorful beach ball, with a man standing next to it. The text below the image reads: "A fun way to ruin a weekend and blow 100 bucks. We took this ball to the beach and after close to 2 hours to pump it up, we pushed it around for about 10 fun filled minutes. That was when the wind picked it up and sent it huddling down the beach at about 40 knots. It destroyed everything in its path. Children screamed in terror at the giant inflatable monster that crushed their sand castles. Grown men were knocked down trying to save their families. The faster we chased it, the faster it rolled. It was like it was mocking us. Eventually, we had to stop running after it because its path of injury and destruction was going to cost us a fortune in legal fees. Rumor has it that it can still be seen stalking innocent families on the Florida panhandle. We lost it in South Carolina, so there is something to be said about its durability."

Heroin Monkey

The image shows a portrait of Walt Whitman, with the text "Teach a man how to fish, and you can bang his wife every weekend. - Walt Whitman" above him.

scooter103u

Who can be my peace

Heroin Monkey

The image contains three panels from the movie "Inside Out" with a 9mm bullet superimposed on the character Joy. In the first panel the bullet says, "Oh my gosh, I'm 9mm bullet." In the second panel, the bullet says, "Where can I put my stuff?" In the third panel, the original characters look at the bullet and the text says "wow a 9mm bullet".

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The image is split into two panels. The top panel shows a person with short pink hair and glasses saying 'THERE ARE 76 GENDERS'. The bottom panel shows Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars, looking at the camera and saying 'BEST I CAN DO IS 2'.

Anonymous

The meme shows a split image. The top part is a screenshot of a character from Team Fortress 2 on the phone, saying "I don't care if I only hit his bloody ear. I want my cash, and I want my immunity, Joe, that was the bloody deal, alright? Did you not take your pills this morning or something, Joe?". The bottom part shows Joe Biden on the phone in front of a field filled with forklifts, saying "No, no, I just want to find out if I can return 23 forklifts here. This morning men unloaded them onto my lawn and demanding money. No warning. I just want to know where I can send them back."

Heroin Monkey

A sign that reads: "www.bridgewatercurlingclub.com. You think you can hurt my feelings. I used to hold the fleshlight for my dad."

Anonymous

A billboard shows an advertisement for a food delivery service that says, "Bowl Job for Free."

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The image is a compilation of several pictures of cats with captions. One cat is running, another looks cute, one is fat and being begged not to be eaten, and another says it can change.

𝓼𝓸𝓷 𝓰𝓸𝓴𝓾

A meme featuring a screenshot of a chat where one person expresses their affection for different social media platforms before stating "I like you." The other person responds negatively, leading the first person to retract their statement, claiming it was about YouTube. This is juxtaposed with an image of a Wojak, representing the feeling of rejection.

Heroin Monkey

The meme shows a castle with a skull-shaped entrance, set against a dark and cloudy sky. The text overlay reads, "YOU CAN LIVE IN THIS COOL AND BADASS CASTLE FOR 6 MONTHS RENT FREE BUT NO MORE SMOKING METH AND BEATING YOUR WIFE AND KIDS. COULD YOU DO IT??"

Jazzy💕

Bet. I'm out hoes🖕

A meme shows an exchange where a teacher says the next person that laughs can leave, followed by the text "*Friend looks at me*" and "Me:". An image of a woman spitting out water from her mouth is included.

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Still from a video with an orangutan working with a branch. Above the video, white text reads: "Me in my room with an empty Pringles can, 2 sponges, rubber bands, and a latex glove."

A Star Wars Fan

A photo of a group of friends is shown. In the center, a man in shorts appears to have a phallus, which is revealed by the meme's text to be a shoe. The text reads: "How one shoe can ruin a family photo."

Heroin Monkey

A meme shows a conversation where one person asks their mom for "Tucker Carlson", but the mom says they have Tucker Carlson at home. The bottom panel shows a person resembling Tucker Carlson with a banner that reads "CUCKER TARLSON", in the style of Fox News.

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