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Big daddy2.0
2 years ago

no thank u for sleeping

A cartoon man with short blond hair and a red outfit with white gloves is shown from the chest up with a surprised expression. Text in white at the top of the image says, "When you turn off all the annoying beeping things in the hospitals and every one starts sleeping better". Text at the bottom of the image says "No need to thank me."
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  • Big daddy2.0
    2 years ago

    So true

    An image of Nemo looking displeased. To the right is the text: "What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found."
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  • LoserIsPro
    2 years ago

    Funny Test Answers #6

    A test paper with the title "Pre Test - Answer these questions as accurately as possible" written on it. The student's answers are written in ink. The answers are often unexpected and witty, leading to the teacher giving the student an A+ for creativity and an F for the overall exam. Some of the questions include "In which battle did Napoleon die?", "What is the main reason for divorce?", and "How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?".
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  • LoserIsPro
    2 years ago

    Funny Test Answers #3

    A worksheet titled "FILL in THE SOLUTIONS" with instructions to read each problem and come up with a solution. Under "PROBLEMS", it says "You fell on the playground and scratched your knee". The box to its right under the SOLUTIONS heading says "get up and deal with it."
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  • LoserIsPro
    2 years ago

    Funny Test Answers #2

    A worksheet with the title "Quadrilaterals; Perimeter" and the instruction "Name the quadrilateral".  Five different quadrilaterals are shown, each with a blank line underneath, where the student wrote "Bob", "Sam", "Hary", "Tedison", and "Cate". Above the quadrilaterals are the words: rectangle rhombus parallelogram square
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  • blach66
    2 years ago
    A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message says: "Just take a minute and think about Riley's retarded hair cut. Shut up look at your greasy ass hair." The next message says: "Have you not released I don't give a small singular shit about my hair." The following message says: "There's probably shit in your hair." Finally, the last messages read: "It looks better than whatever dead raccoon has been super glued onto your forehead. But Yeah probably."
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  • Angel_Izzy
    2 years ago
    A young boy with a serious face. The text says: "When you tell your dad to do a magic trick and he disappears forever."
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  • blach66
    2 years ago
    A cartoon of a woman driving a car. Above her, the text reads: "Eyes on the road lady. Stop trying to get laid. See these are the people the don't understand speed limits and why car-jacking is illegal." A speech bubble is coming from the woman saying "You know its not as late as I thought maybe you could come up to my place?"
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  • Jenny 😂
    2 years ago
    A bar graph showing how one finds lost items. The x-axis has three categories: "by searching for them", "forgetting and finding them a week later", and "MAMAAAAAA!". The y-axis shows the frequency of each occurrence with "MAMAAAAAA!" being the most common.
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  • GG Miller
    2 years ago

    This background is so good, and I would like to show yall it.

    A digital painting shows a tiger sitting on a rock. In the background, there is a night sky with two planets and a few stars. There are also some yellow leaves on the left of the tiger.
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  • Daddy dick
    2 years ago

    DAM

    A close-up of a gray dog with a pink collar looking at the camera. The text above says, "When the customers randomly having a rant you can do nothing about and you just stand there listening like."
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  • DADDY sus aka the king
    2 years ago
    A Pokemon-like card featuring a person with cat ears, a hat, and pink blush on the cheeks. The card has two actions: "UwU" and "Twerking" with short descriptions.
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  • the pokemon meme collector
    2 years ago

    lol

    A meme of a Pokemon card featuring Steven He with 200 HP. He is labeled as 'Stage 2'. The card has two attacks: 'Beijing Corn' which uses corn to create waves, and 'Emotional Damage' which is used to be stupid. There is text indicating 'fake card'.
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  • blach66
    2 years ago
    A four-panel comic shows two bald figures and a Doberman. In the first panel, one figure says "I have a bad history with dogs" while the other figure looks on with concern. In the second panel, the first figure is reassuring the other saying "Oh him? He's fine, lovely and kind." The third panel shows the dog saying to the first figure "Go stick a lit match up your ass." The fourth panel shows the first figure crying with the dog and the second figure looking indifferent.
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  • blach66
    2 years ago
    The image is a combination of an online video thumbnail and a game pop up. The top of the image features the text 'Wow, that explains a lot'. Below that is the Youtube video thumbnail '1,000 Blind People See For The First Time' by MrBeast. Below the thumbnail is a video game popup with the text 'Real slick. The blind man saw you and ran off!' Also, there is some more text from the video game about the character's life.
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  • blach66
    2 years ago
    The image consists of three panels. In the first panel, blue Among Us character asks, "What number is between 12 and 13?" Orange and green characters are visible next to blue character. In the second panel, orange and green character respond with “69”, while red character responds with "PURPLE". In the third panel, we see the blue character with a red character ejected into space saying "IT'S 69, I KNOW NOW. IS 69. 69 69. Forgive me. Blue, can you delete my search history?"
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  • ohio nugget
    2 years ago

    lol so true

    A painting of a smiling monk with the text "When someone changes lanes to pass you and gets stuck behind a slower car."
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  • ohio nugget
    2 years ago

    lol so true

    A meme featuring Shrek with a slightly disgusted and amused face, captioned: "When the teacher is yelling at someone and you try not to laugh."
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  • Daddy dick
    2 years ago

    Roses are red lord give me peace

    The image is a split panel. The left side shows a blurry photo of emergency vehicles at night. The right side shows a mugshot of a man with wide eyes. Text above the panels reads "Roses are red Lord give me peace". Below the image the text says "The Ohio Butthole Tickling Bandit Has Escaped Custody And Being Hunted By Police."
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  • ✨Jassy✨
    2 years ago

    Me at school

    The image shows a young girl with teary eyes, duplicated in a split frame. The top text reads, "That moment when you've been at work a few hours" and the bottom text reads, "Then you check the time and it's been 45 minutes."
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