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Heroin Monkey
1 year ago
A black and white comic strip depicting Darth Vader telling someone, presumably his son, about his conception. The text reads: "I AM YOUR FATHER! NO! No, that's impossible! Actually, it's very possible. I think it's time we had "the talk". You see, I stuck my penis into your mom's vagina. From there I- 20 long minutes later... Then I went uhhhh gghha aaa! Oh, BABY! And that's how you were created. I...I don't know how to take this all in. That's what your mom said LAST NIGHT! NOOOOOO!"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A person puts their hand on their face in a gesture of disbelief or frustration. Above them is a list of countries associated with communism, and a statement saying "When someone on reddit tells you communism is great but that... just did it wrong".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A text transcript of a radio conversation between the British and the Irish. The British ship demands the Irish to change course, the Irish respond that they are a lighthouse.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A close-up photo of a deodorant can with the text "WHAT THE HELL" above the can and "WERE THEY THINKING" below the instruction. The instruction says "SHAKE WELL" and there is an illustration of a hand shaking a can. There is also a "Deodorant directions" label.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A Twitter post from user 'wanye' with the text, "uno is based on luck unless I win then it's based on strategy and I'm a genius." The date of the tweet is 20/07/2020.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The meme shows two images: The top one is a picture of Bill Gates in 1989 with the text: "It's amazing to think what great and exciting things people will be doing with PC's in 30 years". The bottom image is of a comment from Jedi_Master_Yoda69 saying: "your anakin voice is turning me on, beat the meat i must."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A sailing ship at sea with the text "We're so back" above it. Underneath is a news snippet from CNN that reads, "Giant kites could pull cargo ships across the ocean - and slash their carbon emissions".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows two Mr. Incredible reaction images. On the top, a Youtube thumbnail of a "how to" tutorial on Adobe Photoshop shows how to convert images to black and white. Text on the image reads: "Ps. How to convert image to Black and White in Adobe Photoshop 2021. Tutorials4view - 5.7K views - 2 years ago. people who don't know. people who know."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a poster with the text "NETFLIX PRESENTS" in red, followed by "POLAR BEARS" in white. Below, "A DOCUMENTARY" is written in smaller letters. In the background, three black bears are seen on a field.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    Two profile images are shown side by side. The left is of Taylor Swift with the text "Taylor Swift, Musician, $1.1B Real Time Net Worth as of 12/17/23 #2276 in the world today" and the right is of Kanye West with the text "Kanye West, Musician, $400M Real Time Net Worth as of 12/17/23".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A Costco advertisement shows a large casserole with text "NEW! 3 ACRE CASSEROLE. Feeds 10,000!". Below is a news headline: "Costco Unveils New Three-Acre Casserole That Feeds 10,000".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A comic strip shows a character getting annoyed by the incorrect use of "its" on the internet. He corrects the error and congratulates himself for "fixing" the world.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A four-panel image showing the Lorax character. In the first panel, the Lorax states "I am the Lorax and I speak for the trees." In the second panel, the Lorax says "The trees and I must discuss about this meme you posted." The third panel shows a tree and a small Lorax saying "steal it" and the small lorax replying "kk". In the fourth panel, the Lorax says "The trees say this meme is now mine."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A tweet from TIME saying "Norway is happiest country in the world. What's the secret?" and below that a tweet from Secular Talk saying "I can't believe that a wealthy country with free healthcare & education, high wages, a strong middle class and nearly a month paid vacation time by law is happy." There is also a picture of a globe between the two tweets.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image is split into two sections. The top section shows Hillary Clinton with text that reads "Women have always been the primary victims of war. Women lose their husbands, their fathers, their sons in combat. - Hillary Clinton". The bottom section shows a man looking sad with text that reads "MEN HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THE PRIMARY VICTIMS OF RAPE. IT HAPPENS TO THEIR WIVES, THEIR MOTHERS, AND THEIR DAUGHTERS."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a quote from Abraham Lincoln stating that the people should overthrow those who pervert the Constitution. Below the quote, there are comments about Abraham Lincoln and a discussion about the ability to pull buttcheeks apart and back together without using hands. The comment section shows usernames and time stamps.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows Squidward on one side of a brick wall and Spongebob on the other side. Below the image it says: "Two Germans (Eastern and Western) attempt communication across the Berlin Wall. (May 13, 1963) (re-colorized)".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image is a screenshot from a wikiHow article titled 'How to Pay Off Debt'. The illustration shows a person in bed, with the caption '1. Pass Away' below. The wikiHow logo is visible at the top.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A woman is standing at the side of the road holding a cardboard sign. She is wearing an ankle monitor. The text on the image says: “The definition of oxymoron. She's homeless and on house arrest.”
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows two pictures. The first picture shows a train on a bridge in a mountainous area. There is text below it stating, "Switzerland's military has remained neutral since 1815, but the entire country is rigged to explode. Thousands of demolition points are wired into bridges, highways, and railroads across the nation so that everything can be destroyed if invaders attack". The second picture shows a man holding a belt with a worried expression. The text below the man states, "WHO'S THERE? I HAVE A BELT AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO HANG MYSELF".
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