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Jazzy💕
1 year ago

Bitch how tf??

The image shows a man with a serious expression looking directly at the camera. Above him are the words "THAT MOMENT IN MATHS CLASS". Below him are the words "When the whole class is fighting over whether the answer is 7 or 8 and you got 188.". There is a small, yellow box in the top right with text written in a non-Latin alphabet.
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  • Jazzy💕
    1 year ago

    That's all is needed to complete my day

    A photo of actor Chris Hemsworth with a smug expression. The text above the image reads, "When you send a funny video to one of your siblings and you hear them laughing in the other room:". The text below the image is "*visible satisfaction*".
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  • DAP ME UP
    1 year ago
    The image shows a two-panel meme. The top panel is a pink square with the text "GOT NO KIDS?" at the top, followed by the text "Hire a babysitter anyway. Say your kid is asleep upstairs and must not be disturbed. Then upon your return, ask where your child is." with a vintage cartoon couple enjoying a meal at the top. The bottom panel shows a red cartoon figure with horns and a confused expression labeled "Satan:".
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A man is crouching in a field with his arms outstretched. Above him, the text reads: "How life feels when you quit work and become a full-time alcoholic."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The text on the image says: POV: The average British person when you say tuesday and not 'chewsday'. Below the text, there is an image of a knight fighting another person in a wooded area.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows three panels. On the left, a damaged black car says: "Please stop giving me your worst drivers and let me die." On the right above, a drawing of Jesus says: "But you're my strongest Altima. Meet your next driver, Hayleigh." Below Jesus, a drawing of a girl with pink hair exclaims: "omggggg yayyyy"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
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Tweet
Pokémon →
@Pokemon
How would you put "I'm a Pokémon
Trainer" on your resume?
2:58 PM 4/6/21 - Sprinklr
177 Retweets 132 Quote Tweets 2,217 Likes
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Wandering Weeaboo @Churc... 10m ...
Replying to @Pokemon
i kidnap wild animals and shove them in
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a tweet that says "the actual FBI showed up to my parents house because of this post" with another tweet saying "get out there and vote". Underneath there is a picture of a bomb with the word "Ballot" under it and an image of the supreme court with "Ballot BOX" under it.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image contains four screenshots of tweets. The first by Beans After Dark says "british people be like im bri ish". The second by ryan says "british ppl wake up in a bathtub full of ice with their kidneys gone n be like 'right. what's all this then?'". The third by quinn says "British people could watch their family be murdered and be like 'hmmm i dont quite fancy that'". The fourth by Caleb says "British people be like 'litchrally'"
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A cartoon girl is shown looking distressed. The text on the image says "When you offer some Nutella to your friend and they don't want to use a spoon. Don't stick your finger inside!"
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  • DaRapBoat
    1 year ago
    The image shows the album cover for Nas's "Ether" with the text overlay "Gay-Z and Cock-a-Fella Records". Below is a Twitter post that says, "So far. Kendrick said it's big me. Cole said sorry. And Drake said Kendrick got small feet. These the 'GOATS'. Light man."
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  • DaRapBoat
    1 year ago

    Based🗿

    A tweet from Andrew Tate's account, stating, "Foods awful and eating sucks."
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  • Thoughtless
    1 year ago
    A two-panel cartoon showing a stick figure with a thought bubble saying, "if god creates bad people and satan punishes bad people then satan is the good guy." Below, another stick figure in a Wendy's uniform says in a speech bubble, "Sir, this is a Wendy's."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A photo of a smiling man and woman wearing bike helmets. Text above them reads: "Roses are Red, Sandwich is Grilled". Text below them reads: "Millennial Couple Bikes Through ISIS Territory to Prove 'Humans Are Kind' and Gets Killed."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image contains text from a tweet by Alice Smith that says: "Give a man a fish, you'll feed him for a day. Elect a man to fish for you, and all of a sudden fishing becomes some mystical function that only a few elite in society can perform, at great expense to the rest of it."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A text message conversation shows the question "What's wrong?" with the answer "Whenever Sonic beats Eggman in the final level, Eggman always outruns him and gets to his giant robot before Sonic catches him, beating Sonic's average running speed of 767.269 miles per hour which is the speed of sound. This means that Dr Eggman is actually the fastest thing alive." followed by the reply "nothing". The message is shown on a white background with a phone keyboard shown at the bottom.
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    A man in a light blue shirt squats on a grassy hill with a city in the background. The text above him says, "How life feels when you quit work and become a full-time alcoholic."
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  • Heroin Monkey
    1 year ago
    The image shows a scene from a movie with two figures fighting with swords. The text above the image reads, 'POV: The average British person when you say Tuesday and not 'chewsday'.'
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  • Cupツ
    1 year ago

    my friend tbh

    A person in a white shirt and a blue scarf waving their wet hands around to dry them, with the text: "When you need to dry your hands and there aren't any towels left."
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  • ♢ Shy Dragon ♢
    1 year ago

    This definitely works

    The image is a drawing with four separate life tips on how to make your friends like you more. First, a person is smiling and has a feather tucked in their collar bone, it says 'do a smile to make yourself look like you are not completely dead inside' and 'hold a feather to let your friend know you are not harmful anymore and it is all in the past.' Second, the same person is wearing a lace glove, it says 'wear a single lace glove to show that you have a delicate touch.' Third, it says 'why not wear an outfit that really shows off your figure'. Fourth, a blonde person is holding a leash attached to a dog. It says 'borrow a dog or a child of your choice so people will want to talk to you more'.
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