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A still from the animated movie "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs" shows a man with wide eyes and mouth open in surprise. Above the image it says, "it's raining cats and dogs" and below it says "my chinese friend:".

Doom Slayer

The image shows two password input fields. The first field contains "all the other waifus" and shows a weak password strength. The second field contains "kujou sara" and shows a strong password strength.

DAP ME UP

who is bruh to be talking smack all the time

Heroin Monkey

A man is standing in front of a wall with text overlayed on the image. The text describes a story about visiting a petting zoo, painting hair, and cow kidnapping.

ShyDragon3

poor police

A four panel cartoon of a person with a beard and a joint in their mouth. In the first panel, the text on the image reads '*knock knock*' and 'Who is it?'. The text on the door is 'Police'. In the second panel the text reads 'Why are you here?' The text next to the door reads 'We want to talk to you'. In the third panel the text reads 'How many you all are?'. The text next to the door reads 'Two'. In the fourth panel, the text reads 'Then talk to each other!'. The text at the bottom of the image are URLs.

Silly Sonka

Stonk Boi: How to make all women hate you.

A meme with the Stonk Boi character holding two guns pointed at the viewer. In the background, there are two women. One of them is smiling, while the other one is looking shocked. The text "DATAINTING" is at the top of the image.

⭐️🌙✨SUNNA AHMAD✨🌙⭐️

Me all the time :

The image shows a yellow lightbulb character with a mustache and a box in its mouth, holding a pie. The text reads: "When your friends call you 'weird' and you have to act like you don't know what they mean."

AnimeGuy

quarantine be like:

The image is a two-panel drawing, with a shocked anime character above text saying "All of us coming out of quarantine". The lower panel shows a grinning anime character with the text "Social interactions. You remember me?"

Cricket Green

For all u gamers

The image shows a baby with a determined expression and a fist pump, set against a blue and purple background. The text on the image reads "WHEN YOU BEAT THAT HARD LEVEL".

DIANEE

WHY

A screen displays text asking: "Why is every poo poo time a pee pee time but not all pee pee times are poo poo times?" The text "DOD MESSAGES" is displayed below the question. The screen is part of a larger picture showing a cluttered table.

Heroin Monkey

A cross-section diagram of Saddam Hussein's hiding place. It shows a tunnel with an entrance hidden by bricks and rubble, a space for Saddam Hussein, and a "Garfield Shrine Room" with three Garfield movie covers and candles. Text on the image includes "SADDAM'S HIDING PLACE", "Entrance hidden by bricks and rubble", "Garfield Shrine Room", "6ft", "Saddam Hussein", "Air vent", "Fan", and "IT'S ALL ABOUT ME! Garfield".

shaylie lol

A cartoon image features a person saying it's hot, followed by an image of Homer Simpson looking nervous while trying not to say "so take off all your clothes".

rapboat

A social media post says "Uh oh...Drake coming..." followed by a comment that reads, "hahaha Ayo @Akademiks 23 mins and no reply yet.... Start yo clock Nigga. Keep that same enegry hahah". Below that, it says, "Liked by champagnepapi and 8,831 others" and has the username "akademiks".

rapboat

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MacMiller
I wrote @ScHoolBoyQ album. I
can't keep it a secret anymore. I
wrote all the hooks and bridges.
3/18/14, 8:09 PM
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@SchoolBoyQ
@MacMiller so your admitting u
use da N WORD???
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He had the pass anyway. In inertia I swear he say
"all you niggas old news" hence the bleep. As
well In Shut the front door he says "I'm clearly a
Wigger" Yes that's right, with the hard R! I agree tho
man, Mac really was that (N)Wigga 8real.
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Pretty sure the bleep in inertia is Ariana or my ex or
my old bitch something like that but in reference to
her
Reply +8
MaclsLife OP 4h
Shit you may be right, but i like the idea of him
saying the N Word!!
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rapboat

We all know what rapper she’s talking about…

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. The user, @devonodevon, writes: I'm a retired 69 year old army vet white grandmother who hates rap and I can't stop listening!! I keep playing this to my grand kids and now they're not speaking to me because THEY CAN'T HANDLE TRUTH and COMMON SENSE. When he appeared as the Jamaican HOOBOY I WOKE UP THE WHOLE STREET LAUGHING!!! GODBLESS AMERICA. There are also like and dislike buttons and a comment button.

DIANEE

Don't mess with me

An Uno reverse card with "+ALL" written on it, with an image of 4 squares in the order green, yellow, blue, and red.

BellaTrix

A four panel image featuring different characters whipping their hair. The text reads "I whip my hair back and forth" for the first three panels and "ALL OF YOU STOP THAT!" in the last panel.

Heroin Monkey

A sculpture of Winnie the Pooh and Piglet is holding a honey pot. Winnie the Pooh is reaching out with a long arm to grab it. The text reads: "Give me all of your bee syrup now. Please don't take it from me, my wife is pregnant."

♢ Shy Dragon ♢

This definitely works

The image is a drawing with four separate life tips on how to make your friends like you more. First, a person is smiling and has a feather tucked in their collar bone, it says 'do a smile to make yourself look like you are not completely dead inside' and 'hold a feather to let your friend know you are not harmful anymore and it is all in the past.' Second, the same person is wearing a lace glove, it says 'wear a single lace glove to show that you have a delicate touch.' Third, it says 'why not wear an outfit that really shows off your figure'. Fourth, a blonde person is holding a leash attached to a dog. It says 'borrow a dog or a child of your choice so people will want to talk to you more'.

Heroin Monkey

The image is a three-panel cartoon. In the first panel, Taylor Swift is at a meeting table and says, "I need a new song!". In the second panel, three people are giving her suggestions: one says "Breakups!", another says "All men suck!" and the last one says "Something with meaning?". The third panel shows a close-up of Taylor and the man who suggested "something with meaning", who is sitting at a desk in an office. In the background, multiple stick figures are jumping from a building. The text "memecenter.com MemeCenter" is in the bottom right of the image.

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