Meanest jokes

Junkyard dogs may be mean, but the meanest dogs are the ones guarding concentration camps.

Who was the meanest man in the world?

He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.

What game does an emo hate the most?

Cut the Rope.

What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

A teacher gives her kindergarten students four flavors of lifesavers, and they have to guess the flavors. The students guess cherry, lime, and orange. They don't know the last flavor. So, the teacher gives them a hint and says, "It's what your parents call each other." [honey] But a little girl shouts and says, "OMG, they're assholes."

What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.