Meanest jokes

Dog

13 views ·

Junkyard dogs may be mean, but the meanest dogs are the ones guarding concentration camps.

Helen Keller

17 views ·

Who was the meanest man in the world?

He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.

Emo kid

376 views ·

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Mp5

298 views ·

Average Kid: brings mp3 to school.

Rich Kid: Brings mp4 to school.

Quiet Kid: Brings an mp5.

Midget

442 views ·

I asked my midget neighbor if he wanted a lift. He told me to "Fuck off!!!" I thought, what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.

  • 0
  • Community talk

    Alright, well, this is gonna be my small and petite 👉👈 goodbye post. I wanna thank all of you for curing my boredom, even if you are my opp. I think I might come back to this site after summer break ends (just to check up on y'all and the site), I dunno for sure. I kinda found out that this site is filled up with SOME people that have mental issues or issues at home (in the least meanest way possible). It has been … Read more